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left-handed smoke bender

A fictional device that you send a new member of your group (usually a scout group) to borrow from another group as a way to get rid of the new member for a while or as a hazing task.
Oops! We forgot to bring our left-handed smoke bender! Can you go around camp and see if you can borrow one for us?
by Xerxy April 28, 2006
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Bender

4+ days spent doing absurd things to your body including, but not limited to: an increased intake of drugs (hard ones: cocaine, xanax, percs), alcohol, or bad decisions. Benders are normally followed by 4+ days of come down. Benders result in a loss of friends, money, and brain cells. If it doesn't, it's not a real bender.
"Dude I just got off a 5 day bender. I have a warrant out for my arrest, I blew $500 worth of cocaine, and I lost atleast half of my brain cells."
by hahahafhjdkhfjdksalhf April 23, 2018
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Beer Bender

A man who's homosexual tendencies come out after the consumption of alcohol.
Did you see Jimbo last night after he got drunk kissing that guy? He's such a Beer Bender!
by MegaMassMan October 7, 2011
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render bender

A render bender is when you are rendering something on a computer that is going to take a long time, usually 2 days or more. Often used in reference to motion graphics, video editing, 3D modelling and games design.
"Craig wanna come out for a few beers tonight?"

"Nah mate, got stay at home, I'm having a render bender..."

"Alright, fuckoff then you geeky shit!"
by Le_Jambon November 20, 2014
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brian beefer

A homosexual male named Brian who creates beef. I wouldn't mess with one they're known to rape at times. They're most common in big cities and in the Bronx
Hey man watch out there's a Brian Beefer over there!
by Josephcranberfy April 29, 2014
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Ginger Bender

I was rubbing one out online last night to a hot ginger thot. She turned out to a ginger bender but I didn’t care at that point.
by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2017
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half-breeder

Stop fucking that woman and start sucking my dick you half-breeder!
by D-Phanto September 27, 2018
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