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douche beard

Noun. dōōsh beerd An over-trimmed beard, resembling a chin-strap and stopping at the chin or just above the neck.

Commonly sported by (but not limited to) beta-males in urban areas, the douche beard has spread into the realm of effete Jr. College wannabes and self-hating white hip-hop poseurs.

Douche beards are the mullets of this millennium and should be relegated to men of Asian and Latin descent who lack sufficient facial hair follicles to grow a full beard. Anyone else electively grooming their facial hair in this manner is immediately subject of ridicule and derision and of questionable taste/intellect.
Hey- if gonna have a beard then commit to a beard. Don't be a tool and sport douche beard; otherwise you'll look like K-fed, Timberlake or Turtle.
by firingprone September 22, 2009
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Odin's beard

The hairy growth on the Norse All-Father's chin.

Used as an exclamation of surprise.
by Dann Woolf June 15, 2009
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bearded clam

When a woman has an unshaved vagina.
I took her pants off and was distracted by her bearded clam.
by Mike Ferg aka Spoosen February 17, 2007
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bearded canadian

A sex act in which a man dips his tool into a jar of Canadian maple syrup and smears it upon a person's face in a beard-like manner.
That bearded canadian that Dave gave me last night was really traumatizing.
by JPC254 August 14, 2006
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Beardcings

An extremely popular company known and recognized on many college campuses. They provide piercings for your beard. Started by four students from Juniata College.
Slogan: Beardcings; Piercings for your Beard
by warpikt September 3, 2009
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Beaded Minge

When you eat corn and give your girlfriend a Texas Hotpocket.
I gave my girlfriend a Beaded Minge last night. That shit was NASTY!!
by The Captain Was Here October 14, 2009
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Bearded Wazzy

The act of tearing out someone's pubic hair at the exact moment of climax, soaking it in said climax, and then placing it on their face - the fluids acting as an adhesive.
Man, I had sex with this chick who had a bush from the effing nineties... sooo I gave her a Bearded Wazzy.
by GKBDB January 12, 2010
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