Backhanded Compliment

n. When mom roasts you in the family group text.

Example of Backhanded Compliment:

Hey Sarah—you spelled whoa correctly!!! Yay!!

by Swhalen November 3, 2017

bashamed

in foosball, when scoring on yourself, especially shooting from the goalie rod and deflecting the ball back into your own goal from the two man.

We should have won that game, but I bashamed myself and lost.

by David Mortellaro December 9, 2008

cincinatti backhand

kinda like a rusty trombone but the girl attempts to get her whole hand in the ass..... we see you eh.

The Cincinatti backhand put him to sleep last night..... ass blowjob rusty trombone cincinatti

by tommy outlaw November 9, 2007

Barkhas

A mongolian person. Usually having a strong attraction to elderly women and interracial gay dwarf sex. Despite his taste, an average Barkhas finds his leisure by dancing off in the ballroom and trying to hit some girls along the way. He is a hell of a friend but can also be a jerk sometimes. Synonyms; Chona.

That guy Barkhas has really made it to the top!

by Whataluck July 26, 2018

Bashar Al Assad

A dictator who has murdered thousands of people and allowed ISIS to spread terror across the world. Hitler's middle eastern look alike.

Bashar Al Assad will get what's coming to him.

by That Lego on the floor May 18, 2017

jersey backhand

when a man is standing erect and puts one leg up on a chair or couch or possibly side of the bathtub... reaches around his straight leg and grabs his erect penis (pinky finger out) and beats his meat...... this can be done with a partner as well

I went to my friend Chris's house to visit, and I walked in on him pleasuring himself with the JERSEY BACKHAND.

by Chris Adey May 5, 2006

ka-backhand

The act of forcing your hand upward in the air and using force towards another person (preferably your bitch--thats a dog I mean) and hitting them with THE BACK of your hand, while yelling victoriously KA-BACKHAAAND.

Can be considered similar to the pimp slap. But, ...it's better.

The priest ka-backhanded his nun.
What a blashemously awesome ka-backhand.

by Billybobyokelman January 11, 2008