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Red Baron

"After coitus, her kid walked in on me in the bathroom and saw my Red Baron."
by Lord Redbush March 31, 2021
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Baroned

to convince someone to give you money under the pretense of distress or promises of high return on investment; a financial scam
Kevin baroned Jane and bought a new Rolex.
by A financial victim February 3, 2023
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Michael Barone

The world's chunkiest man. Each of his tities way around 3000 pounds with 8 ecosystems the size of the universe under them. According to Blaize Pascals, and Albert Einstein's mega mind calculations has a total of 23 stomach layers. He has around 20 chins but when he looks down it because 200 chins. In 2002 when Micheal Barone fell down the stairs it caused an Earthquake, Tsunami, Hurricanceand Volcano reaction all at once. When He was born he ate this family.
by U adopted June 9, 2022
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Tykke-Baron

Introduktion
Baronen, også kendt som Spisekongen, var en bemærkelsesværdig figur i gastronomiens verden. Hans legendariske appetit og udfordrende spisevaner gjorde ham til et ikon blandt de kulinariske kredse. Denne videnskabelige rapport udforsker Baronens liv, spisevaner og arv.

Biografi
Baronen blev født i en lille landsby ved navn Gourmandia. Allerede som barn viste han en utrolig interesse for mad. Hans første ord var angiveligt “chokolade”. Baronen voksede hurtigt og blev kendt for sin imponerende vægt og appetit.

Spisevaner
Baronen spiste alt, hvad der kom i hans vej. Hans daglige kost bestod af:

Morgenmad: 12 pandekager med sirup, en hel skinke og en liter kaffe.
Frokost: Tre store pizzaer, en kyllingeburger og en skål is.
Aftensmad: En hel stegt gris, en ostefondue og en portion chokoladekage.
Baronen var kendt for at udfordre sig selv. Han spiste 100 hotdogs på 10 minutter og en hel kalkun på Thanksgiving. Hans mave var en vidunderlig, men skræmmende labyrint af gastronomisk eventyr.

Arv og Legende
Baronen døde i en alder af 40 år, omgivet af tallerkener og bestik. Hans gravsten bærer inskriptionen: “Her hviler Baronen, den uovervindelige spisekonge.” Hans arv lever videre i form af madkonkurrencer og spisefestivaler.
den tykke-baron er tyk
by maggne42069 February 8, 2024
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A baron

A baron is someone who uses linux
Hey, is that guy a baron?
Yes and they regret it
by pugman899 October 26, 2025
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Tashaun Baron

A Division I Basketball player from Castaic with more than one offer, will be dunking on homies from 9 am - 3 pm.
Castaic student 1: DAMN, that boy Tashaun Baron can really bounce
by That Guy 42 March 30, 2023
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Baron

That baron really like men
by HoldenABer May 31, 2022
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