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Mrs. Barnes

Your asshole, idiotic, fatass, and prick math teacher for 7th grade. She is a horrible teacher who is probably a child rapist. Would be a perfect match for Mr. Fanger.
"I heard the 7th-grade math teacher act's like a Mrs. Barnes."
by fuckmrsbarnes January 25, 2019
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Barnsley

When one has an unexpected semi erection.

Derived from Football commentators saying "and barnsley with an unexpected semi" whenever the team gets to the semi finals of anything.
I checked this girl out when I was in starbucks and got a barnsley
by Old Matey August 20, 2011
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barnes wallace

A term used when taking a meaty dump. The turn is so fat, that when it hits the water, there is enough splash back to drench your ring piece. Like a makeshift beeday.

Named after the original pilot of the bouncing bomb during world war 2.
Dave: good shit?
Gaz: Yea! I don't like the Winter though, The Barnes Wallace was freezing!
Dave: barnes wallace, cool.
by spidermaguire October 20, 2008
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barnisseur

A person who loves old barns.
A group of barnisseurs toured the Iowa countryside to photograph old barns.
by weasel990 October 7, 2010
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barnshart

when you’re on the Barnstormer at disney world and you shart your pants
One minute i was laughing on the ride, and then out of nowhere, i barnsharted!
by kaoamshjsksks November 22, 2017
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Barnsed

To abandon your brothers for some dutty scottish Jbags for unknown reasons (assume the worst)
Can’t believe he’s barnsed the boys like that. That fuckin TRAITOR
by WettyWain January 12, 2019
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Banos

Banos is a word to use when a black guy takes his big black one inside your anal cavity
OMG police HELP IM BEING BANOSED»
by Ishallah November 22, 2019
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