Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.
by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022
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Liam barber

A fucking mong. Likes to bum grandads.
Fit 😋😝😛
by Ychcyfycyfy November 06, 2018
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barber spank

Gina's titty rub against my shoulder while getting my fade. Had to unzip and low-key barber spank.
by ChillyFishH20 August 19, 2017
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barber threesome

When father and son and a girl have a threesome.
Did you know that Bill and son Bob did barber threesome with Sue.
by Bill&bob April 07, 2022
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Washing The Barber

Licking the pubes of your sexual partner straight after they have given them a trim. Also known as "hair balling".
"Man, I was washing the barber with this girl and she hadn't washed. I choked on all the hair, I was totally hair balling!"
by James Jameson The Third February 20, 2013
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God Barber

A barber that cuts your hair like they fucking your mama, and has a heavenly touch with the clippers
Ope's barber is a God barber, and Que’s barbers is not
by Hezik November 20, 2022
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the meaning of "most skibidi barber from ohio" is when you get a fresh cut but your friends call you out because your barber is from Ohio
bro imagine having the most skibidi barber from ohio
by MajmunSaGrane December 27, 2024
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