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Bedside Baptist

The church you go to when you decide to sleep in.
"Hey Mary did you go to church today?"
No, I took a little trip to Bedside Baptist"
by MsDghtry14 May 9, 2010
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baptise

When you stick a joint in your mouth an wet it with your saliva to tighten it or keep it stuck together. It also makes it burn slower, if your using fast burning papers. Done before lighting it.
Baptise that shit dude!
by potdude123 May 14, 2005
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Dirty bathtub

when you are in the bathtub and your grandma walks in and says "can i help you?" and you say yeah grandma get my back.
by aphbesties May 13, 2010
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3 dogs in a bathtub

The act of inserting one's entire penis and scrotum into an anus or vagina. The difficulty of that feat is akin to getting three dogs to take a bath at once, hence the phrase 'three dogs in a bathtub.'
Fitting my whole package into Sarah was harder than putting 3 dogs in a bathtub.

Or:

Kelly was so wide open I put three dogs in the bathtub.
by Slime Church March 11, 2011
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baptist

The reason I have to drive 30 miles to buy liquor. Also the reason I can't buy liquor on Sundays.
I'd love to live in a city not run by Baptists so that I don't have to drive to the ghetto to buy liquor.
by floodland January 11, 2007
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dog in the bathtub

While doing a girl in her box you insert your hairy beanbag into her turd cutter.
Man, when I was doing Suzy last night I tried to put my ballzack into her brownstar, it was like trying to keep a dog in a bathtub.
by Scud August 20, 2004
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Bathtards

Retards who obsess over cheap, crappy e-tailer bath products and artificial smelling candles on message boards like makeupalley.com. They're usually obese frumps who want to smell like cinnamon buns, coconut fudge, chocolate frosting and cream cakes. These hags can be found with their fat asses glued to the internet 24/7 discussing soaps, wax tarts, perfume and greasy bath bombs. How many crap soaps can one person use in a lifetime?
Ah geez, if I hear about frizzy's cheap, dog-fart scented tarts one more time from those Bathtards I'm going to scream.
by Mr Swipe August 28, 2007
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