by MsDghtry14 May 9, 2010
Get the Bedside Baptist mug.When you stick a joint in your mouth an wet it with your saliva to tighten it or keep it stuck together. It also makes it burn slower, if your using fast burning papers. Done before lighting it.
by potdude123 May 14, 2005
Get the baptise mug.when you are in the bathtub and your grandma walks in and says "can i help you?" and you say yeah grandma get my back.
by aphbesties May 13, 2010
Get the Dirty bathtub mug.The act of inserting one's entire penis and scrotum into an anus or vagina. The difficulty of that feat is akin to getting three dogs to take a bath at once, hence the phrase 'three dogs in a bathtub.'
Fitting my whole package into Sarah was harder than putting 3 dogs in a bathtub.
Or:
Kelly was so wide open I put three dogs in the bathtub.
Or:
Kelly was so wide open I put three dogs in the bathtub.
by Slime Church March 11, 2011
Get the 3 dogs in a bathtub mug.I'd love to live in a city not run by Baptists so that I don't have to drive to the ghetto to buy liquor.
by floodland January 11, 2007
Get the baptist mug.Man, when I was doing Suzy last night I tried to put my ballzack into her brownstar, it was like trying to keep a dog in a bathtub.
by Scud August 20, 2004
Get the dog in the bathtub mug.Retards who obsess over cheap, crappy e-tailer bath products and artificial smelling candles on message boards like makeupalley.com. They're usually obese frumps who want to smell like cinnamon buns, coconut fudge, chocolate frosting and cream cakes. These hags can be found with their fat asses glued to the internet 24/7 discussing soaps, wax tarts, perfume and greasy bath bombs. How many crap soaps can one person use in a lifetime?
Ah geez, if I hear about frizzy's cheap, dog-fart scented tarts one more time from those Bathtards I'm going to scream.
by Mr Swipe August 28, 2007
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