The baguette goddess

The baguette goddess is the goddess of all the baguettes including garlic baguettes

Person: “ who is the baguette goddess”

Layla Walton: ”it’s me I am the baguette goddess”

by Adopted daughter of god April 16, 2020

Baguette

A white straight male

That guy was such a baguette

by Deadly-kitty August 1, 2019

Oui Oui Hon Hon Baguette

French for " Yes yes I want baguette "

Pronunciation: wee-wee-on-on-bagett

Frenchman: Oui Oui Hon Hon Baguette
Person 1: uhhhhhhh...

by UrLocalSeagull May 22, 2023

Baguette boy

A French man

Hey Tom's from France. Oh he's a baguette boy

by Fatpandabear December 18, 2023

petite baguette

Is another word for quebecer's (from Quebec) dick

*on the phone with mat*
Me: ddaaammnnn mat you've got a petite baguette

*mat in denial*
Mat: No! It's big !!!

by E_xd May 15, 2018

Mattress baguette

that large wide thick juicy dense baguette thats been sitting out all day and might be a little hard to cut

You're as thick as a mattress baguette.

by maezvi March 1, 2025

Douche Baguette

The annoying and all too prolific children of douche bags.

Friend 1: "Jesus, I wish that kid would sit down and shut the fuck up so that we can enjoy our brunch."

Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."

Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"

Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"

by warmbrother June 1, 2018