After your friend drunk dials you, you might say: "Whoa, there! You're a little bit saucy bagel arn't ya?"
by muzeical August 04, 2008
by Howie Bagel is my bitch 221 October 06, 2020
A Stoner Bagel is a uniquely Canadian treat, raving from the east, possibly originating in Sudbury. It is a common meal usually ordered at a Tim Hortons, while they can still be made at home also. A Stoner Bagel (from my region) consists of an everything bagel (Toasted), herb and garlic cream cheese & bacon (extra is a possibility) This will satisfy the hunger of even the most stoned.
"Yo bud, wanna rip down to Tim's and get some munchies?"
"Oh yeah mate, thinking stoner bagels?"
"Read my mind bud"
"Oh yeah mate, thinking stoner bagels?"
"Read my mind bud"
by rareherbs April 24, 2022
I’ll be buttering the queen’s bagel tonight.
I declare that’s the queen’s bagel was quite fresh when I poached the hole.
I declare that’s the queen’s bagel was quite fresh when I poached the hole.
by Eaton Holgoode May 06, 2018
A sex position where someone squeezes their stomach fat around their naval, creating a bagel-like structure. They are then penetrated through the orifice of the newly created bagel until climax is achieved. After, the surface of the bagel is evenly coated with semen, giving it the appearance of a nice cream cheese spread.
I got kicked out of an orgy in Hollywood for giving someone a Cincinnati Bagel. They didn’t believe it was Organic or Gluten-free.
by Nasty_nati_daddy October 24, 2020
by JailBagel69 August 12, 2020
The effect caused when Miles Morales in "Spiderman - Into the spiderverse" threw a bagel at a man which caused an extremely strong villian to be known as "The spot" who could possibly cause the end of the spiderverse
by CaptainBirdy June 05, 2023