When someone is really mean all the time and puts no effort into the friendship and goes out of town instead of drinking with their friends.
Drew was being such a bagel~dick when he went to the tennis tournament in Minnesota instead of drinking with us for the wake forest game!
by Druusuuks November 6, 2017
Get the Bagel~dickmug. by JailBagel69 August 12, 2020
Get the jail bagelmug. by funGuyNotGi October 4, 2009
Get the Flesh Bagelmug. When your mate has hemorroids and he pushes too hard resulting in a bloody asshole that looks like a bagel covered in blood
by Sunbears69 May 13, 2017
Get the blood bagelmug. by Howie Bagel is my bitch 221 October 5, 2020
Get the Howie Bagelmug. After your friend drunk dials you, you might say: "Whoa, there! You're a little bit saucy bagel arn't ya?"
by muzeical September 28, 2008
Get the saucy bagelmug. A sex position where someone squeezes their stomach fat around their naval, creating a bagel-like structure. They are then penetrated through the orifice of the newly created bagel until climax is achieved. After, the surface of the bagel is evenly coated with semen, giving it the appearance of a nice cream cheese spread.
I got kicked out of an orgy in Hollywood for giving someone a Cincinnati Bagel. They didn’t believe it was Organic or Gluten-free.
by Nasty_nati_daddy October 24, 2020
Get the Cincinnati bagelmug.