what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back a harsh insult to tell someone how ugly they are and they should take their ugly face elsewhere

my friend was making fun of a fat woman the other day he said to her

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back

it was mean and it was hilarious

by blueskypanda June 6, 2020

Baboon Butt

1. When a woman's rear end is the most distinguishable part of their body, just as the behind of a baboon is their most noticeable quality.

2. It can also be used to refer to a butt that drives a man wild like baboons are.

Have you seen those new pictures of Vida Guerra? Now that woman has a baboon butt.

Jennifer Lopez's baboon butt can drive any man wild.

by BBALLSTAR October 24, 2007

bahoongus

Bahoongus is an oversized retarded kid with 2/3rds of his body covered in freckles, orange hair, braces, glasses, a goofy ass laugh, and a country accent, that drives an element. He kills every single joke, lives with koreans, and pouts about the dumbest.

It's Bahoongus. . .juggling dildos

by Caineman July 18, 2008

Baboon

A collateral effect of having anal sex without a lubricant, which occurs as a red rim around the brown eye. The effect brings associations with the baboons butt. Can be used as a humiliating revenge that leaves itchy memories.

She pissed me off being a smartass, so didn’t lubricate my Johnson and gave her a red Baboon

by Krzychudab March 27, 2007

Baloon

A thing commonly used in birthday parties where people get horny but there are no condoms around. Particularly painful if the neck isn't cut out and particularly ineffective if the neck is.
Hence, also used as a slang for condoms, used when having a conversation over the phone that you don't want your parents to hear.

I got a pack of baloons today for the party.

by Gunkglumb May 20, 2005

Baboon Butt

When a man fucks a woman from behind so hard that her butt turns all red.

"Reid fucked me so hard that I had Baboon Butt for a week...it was great."

by Tom Diddler February 22, 2009

Red Baloon

When a female manages to have her period on another humans face.

Dude: Last night I went to eat out my girlfriend and she gave me the most surprising red baloon it even went in my eyes!!
Guy: Gnarley dude you should have slapped her

by bdemsk September 27, 2009