douche barrel

An extra-large douchebag; someone who is being more of a dick or a jerk than a regular-size douchebag, but is just barely below the level of being a stupid fucker.

Hey, turns out that kid from Illinois stopped taking his meds because he believed that douche barrel Tom Cruise about evil psychiatrists controlling the world through medication. Thanks, Tom!

by Greenbag February 17, 2008

Double Barrel Turd Jerkin

It's when a woman is sitting on the toilet and a man sits on her lap; while they are both pooping the woman gives him a Reach Around.

Bro this chick was so nasty i got her to give me a double barrel turd jerkin

by Nasty Basterd July 28, 2011

Flesh barrel

When you place a penis deep inside a female's sex organs, similar surfing deep inside a barrel

Dude I hit that flesh barrel harder than Alana Blanchard hits anything in the ocean

by Gumnut May 2, 2014

worf barrage

Any sort of supposedly powerful attack that ends up having zero effect. Examples include a BFG doing nothing. That's right, NO DAMAGE. Named after Worf from star trek.

Dude! I just fired this super-powerful cannon on this boss and it did nothing!

Man, I'm sorry, but that thing's basically a Worf Barrage gun. IT IS FUCKING USELESS!

by Anhilliator1 December 12, 2016

Leaky Barrel

Refers to one's penis which can not stop ejaculating

Isaiah, Your mom gave me a leaky barrel.

by J.c.p March 12, 2017

marcus barr

to have limited eyebrows

Wow, look at that guy! He has no eyebrows, he's a total marcus barr!

by gvhvtr kijl March 20, 2017

amy barratt

Covering someone in chicken nuggets before having sexual intercourse with them

Wow I was Amy Barratt'd last night, I can still smell the chicken and sweat dude!

by real spirit June 1, 2017