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Bachelor's flooring

When a single man jacks off continuously, but ejaculates onto the carpet beside his bed. It turns the carpet into a hard floor in that spot over time.
Drew: Hey, have you been to Luke's new place yet?
Haddon: Yeah, don't go into his bedroom though, he's got bachelor's flooring in there
by Tokaiya June 19, 2023
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2nd Bachelor Party Redux

2nd Bachelor Party Redux: An event thrown for a groom-to-be who missed out on the traditional bachelor festivities within the one-year window before his wedding. However, there's a twist: the groom foots the bill for all attendees as payback for their generosity during the initial celebration. It's a chance for the groom to make up for lost time and show appreciation to his friends, albeit with his wallet taking a hit.
After realizing his wedding was just around the corner and he hadn't yet celebrated with his friends, Mark decided to throw a 2nd Bachelor Party Redux, where he footed the bill for all attendees as a token of gratitude for their support and generosity during his first bash.
by Captain27 May 10, 2024
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bachelor bidet

When someone uses a shower as a bidet when there is no toilet paper available or someone is too lazy to buy toilet paper.
I ran out of toilet paper, so I jumped in the bachelor bidet to clean myself.
by Micro Mage March 13, 2020
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Bachelor Disc

A cheap, but satisfactorily filling, meal of frozen pizza. Can be consumed any time of day, preferably with malt liquor. Terminology popular in Wisconsin, the de facto frozen pizza capital.
Hey Peckerwoodchuck! Wanna grab breakfast?

Nah, not today. I'm busy until mid-2099 and just had a bachelor disc anyway.
by GeunterMcBeunter March 21, 2025
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bachelor tree

A Christmas tree exceeding no more than 4 feet in height and $10 per foot. Purely symbolic. On Christmas morning any presents placed under the tree are stored and then transported to the closest relatives house who has a real family. The only gift to one's self under a bachelor tree is a case of beer.
Just set up the bachelor tree, time to get drunk and hate myself.
by sssshake December 14, 2014
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bachelor eating

A man who has been single so long that he has forgotten how to eat normally in front of a woman. The eating style resembles much like a cave man would eat and creates a large mess. On some occasions the eating is so quick and intense he grunts and forgets to use utensils/plates.
Girl: "Why aren't you eating?"
Man: "I'm too afraid of bachelor eating in front of you."
by Lil241 June 11, 2018
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