Bachelor Winter

When one breaks up with his girl and she takes all the stuff.

Person 1: What happened to your bedframe, desk, mirror couch, and coffee table?
Person 2: I broke up with my girl and she took all my stuff man.
Person 1: Ah, another Bachelor Winter

by TheGman33 January 23, 2023

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Eternal Bachelorism

The position of deliberate choice to avoid committing to long-term romantic relationships based on the belief that prolonged involvement of such often results in a substantial decrease in overall well-being.

The man had chosen to refrain from relationships, declaring himself to subscribe to the idea known as Eternal Bachelorism.

by Bias in Birth January 15, 2024

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bachelor bomb

When a single guy (or Dad who's a bachelor for the weekend) makes a huge mess in the house, usually in the kitchen while butchering dinner.

"Sorry I'm running late, I set off a bachelor bomb in our kitchen and need to clean that shit up before Katie gets home."

by Marauder12 July 9, 2016

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Swinging space age bachelor man

Richolas Potts from Ride the Cyclone is this

I’m just a swinging space age bachelor man!

by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER September 6, 2025

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bachelor bidet

When someone uses a shower as a bidet when there is no toilet paper available or someone is too lazy to buy toilet paper.

I ran out of toilet paper, so I jumped in the bachelor bidet to clean myself.

by Micro Mage March 13, 2020

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bachelor eating

A man who has been single so long that he has forgotten how to eat normally in front of a woman. The eating style resembles much like a cave man would eat and creates a large mess. On some occasions the eating is so quick and intense he grunts and forgets to use utensils/plates.

Girl: "Why aren't you eating?"
Man: "I'm too afraid of bachelor eating in front of you."

by Lil241 June 11, 2018

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