A cheap, but satisfactorily filling, meal of frozen pizza. Can be consumed any time of day, preferably with malt liquor. Terminology popular in Wisconsin, the de facto frozen pizza capital.
Hey Peckerwoodchuck! Wanna grab breakfast?
Nah, not today. I'm busy until mid-2099 and just had a bachelor disc anyway.
Nah, not today. I'm busy until mid-2099 and just had a bachelor disc anyway.
by GeunterMcBeunter March 21, 2025
Get the Bachelor Discmug. When a single man jacks off continuously, but ejaculates onto the carpet beside his bed. It turns the carpet into a hard floor in that spot over time.
Drew: Hey, have you been to Luke's new place yet?
Haddon: Yeah, don't go into his bedroom though, he's got bachelor's flooring in there
Haddon: Yeah, don't go into his bedroom though, he's got bachelor's flooring in there
by Tokaiya June 19, 2023
Get the Bachelor's flooringmug. by JordanBreeding May 11, 2024
Get the Bachelor Padmug. A man who has been single so long that he has forgotten how to eat normally in front of a woman. The eating style resembles much like a cave man would eat and creates a large mess. On some occasions the eating is so quick and intense he grunts and forgets to use utensils/plates.
by Lil241 June 11, 2018
Get the bachelor eatingmug. by murray1972 February 6, 2014
Get the bachelor stewmug. steve: hey man you hear about johns bachelor success?
Mark: wow man, we probably shouldnt talk about that in public.
steve: oooohh. right.
Mark: wow man, we probably shouldnt talk about that in public.
steve: oooohh. right.
by Rattle Snake Jake June 22, 2010
Get the bachelor successmug. Another word for a gay man. Especially one that stays a bachelor to “focus on work.” He may or may not have a close “coworker.”
“Why did Uncle Billy bring his friend Larry to the family reunion?”
“Uncle Billy is a gentleman bachelor.”
“Uncle Billy is a gentleman bachelor.”
by izaruru May 30, 2023
Get the Gentleman Bachelormug.