by vinconist July 2, 2021

A large paintball gauntlet consisting of “friends” shooting at you. Has nothing to do with getting married.
Jack: hey, did you hear Dewey just did a bachelor run
Victor: yeah, that must’ve hurt.
Jack: yeah at least he’s not getting married
Victor: yeah, that must’ve hurt.
Jack: yeah at least he’s not getting married
by Chuckles the Clown of FOS May 28, 2021

A Christmas tree exceeding no more than 4 feet in height and $10 per foot. Purely symbolic. On Christmas morning any presents placed under the tree are stored and then transported to the closest relatives house who has a real family. The only gift to one's self under a bachelor tree is a case of beer.
by sssshake December 14, 2014

A cheap, but satisfactorily filling, meal of frozen pizza. Can be consumed any time of day, preferably with malt liquor. Terminology popular in Wisconsin, the de facto frozen pizza capital.
Hey Peckerwoodchuck! Wanna grab breakfast?
Nah, not today. I'm busy until mid-2099 and just had a bachelor disc anyway.
Nah, not today. I'm busy until mid-2099 and just had a bachelor disc anyway.
by GeunterMcBeunter March 21, 2025

2nd Bachelor Party Redux: An event thrown for a groom-to-be who missed out on the traditional bachelor festivities within the one-year window before his wedding. However, there's a twist: the groom foots the bill for all attendees as payback for their generosity during the initial celebration. It's a chance for the groom to make up for lost time and show appreciation to his friends, albeit with his wallet taking a hit.
After realizing his wedding was just around the corner and he hadn't yet celebrated with his friends, Mark decided to throw a 2nd Bachelor Party Redux, where he footed the bill for all attendees as a token of gratitude for their support and generosity during his first bash.
by Captain27 May 10, 2024

A man who has been single so long that he has forgotten how to eat normally in front of a woman. The eating style resembles much like a cave man would eat and creates a large mess. On some occasions the eating is so quick and intense he grunts and forgets to use utensils/plates.
by Lil241 June 11, 2018

by murray1972 February 6, 2014
