Bloody Baboon

When you shave your dick with a weed wacker and do a really bad job
by Poop Inspector May 15, 2018
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baboon ass red

To describe a swollen body part that is red.
Did you see Steve's nose, it was baboon ass red! So swollen from Rick punching him in the nose!
by Bill&bob April 26, 2022
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baboon kiss

When you bump butts with someone intentionally or not. Like butterfly kisses, but for asses.
My bad, didn’t mean to give you a baboon kiss bud.
by Tannis July 28, 2019
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Basic Baboon

A person who likes things that are not improved or finished yet.
Nandos is for basic people who have basic taste and a basic lifestyle. Don’t mention me you basic baboons.
by Basicbaboon April 28, 2018
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