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go to the bathroom

To go to the bathroom is to cheat. Mostly used by immature middle schoolers when they go to the bathroom and look up answers on their iphone.
Zarqa: I'm going to fail this test! I didn't study I was too busy on my insta
person two: just go to the bathroom ;)
by samthatloser December 17, 2018
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Bathroom Humor

Crude humor that is almost always associated with defecation, urination, flatulence, and vomiting. The occasional exception occurs while combining sexual and bathroom humor together, resulting in some pretty outrageous shit.
After I saw two girls one cup, I puked and ate it again, attempting to prevent any further mind fucking from the atrociousness that is now branded in my brain until the day I die. It was somebody's sick idea of bathroom humor.

Elvis died on the toilet, trying to pass a turd. An early example of bathroom humor.
by Zaerthe November 7, 2010
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Bathroom Sex

Commensing in hot doggy-style sex while in the bathroom of a fast food retaraunt. Usually a Burger King or McDonalds. Not wendys though. If done through the butthole even better.
"Me and my girl are going to Mcdonalds yo"
"Cool"
"And we'll hopefully have some bathroom sex my man!"
"NIce!. See you later dude"
by the adamsbobler February 18, 2009
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bathroom stall

The place "that one guy" takes you because there are no other options.
I followed him into the bathroom knowing there was no turning back but I could not resist his charm and confident stride.
by Jen March 29, 2004
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bathroom realization

After partying continuously for a few hours, and still feeling fine, you sit on the toilet to use the bathroom, and it is then and there that you realize you are totally wasted.
"OMG you guys, I just had a bathroom realization, I need to drink water for awhile."
by Cassiebeth182 November 6, 2006
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school bathrooms

1. the closest thing you can get to a war-torn third-world country in suburban midwestern america, with such features as
-shit in the urinal
-piss puddles on the floor
-some whore giving head in the disabled stall... how ironic
-some great "modern art" (dicks and other private parts) on the walls, drawn by such great artists as the guy who eats his boogers in 7th period and the wigger in the back of your biology class
-the wafting smell of swamp ass and unflushed shit that, on hot days, flows outside of the bathrooms and into the halls
-sinks with a broken soap dispenser and those fuckin air hand dryer things that are like as loud as a damn slayer concert but give as much air as a broken box fan
-a ton of kids vaping, likely a cover-up until after school, when they likely engage in homosexual intercourse in the bathroom... now it's quite obvious why there's dicks drawn on the walls.

2. a huge insult you can give someone, someone who tends to smell bad and/or just be a shitty person in general.
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1. I really had to piss during algebra so when the ball rang i ran to one of the school bathrooms... needless to say, I don't think i'll ever piss or shit till the day I die

2. Brenda is totally a school bathroom, she smells like moldy cooch and fucks all of the junior varsity football team, what a fucking whore!!
by Punchy_207 May 16, 2022
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Bathroom Broadband

The laying of a long brown cable in the toilet bowl
Girlfriend: 'you spent ages in the bathroom, what were you doing?'

You: 'Just laying the bathroom broadband'
by Supersonic- November 14, 2009
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