A Bulgarian Burrito is a delicious treat, it’s created by taking toilet paper and then poop, pee, cum, blood, and saliva. Then wrap it up in the toilet paper and enjoy.
“Hey Dylan! Do you want to go down to the corner store and get some Bulgarian Burritos?”
“Sure, I’d love to!”
“Sure, I’d love to!”
by Lemmesee11930 June 20, 2025
Get the Bulgarian Burritomug. by hugedickrandy August 16, 2025
Get the bulgarian handymug. When someone gives you a footjob, so you cum and it dribbles in their toes. It drips in between the toes similar to how somebody’s nose runs white in fierce Bulgarian winters.
by Mike’s tictac March 27, 2025
Get the Bulgarian runny nosemug. Person one: why are you so tired?
Person two: my flatmates did the Bulgarian Toni last night, so I didn't get much sleep.
Person two: my flatmates did the Bulgarian Toni last night, so I didn't get much sleep.
by jpezza April 8, 2017
Get the bulgarian tonimug. When a woman puts hot or warm water into their mouth and gargles the water creating bubbles while the man dunks his balls into her mouth, Allowing the bubbles to caress his balls like their own personal hot tub.
by Chad699 April 12, 2024
Get the Bulgarian Hot Tubmug. the act of lifting ones partner into the air so that they can fellate them, and as they fellate them, you "bench press" them in the air to move the genitals in and out of their mouth
by Murdoc Cain May 5, 2022
Get the bulgarian bench pressmug. a bulgarian tablecloth is a divorced woman who inserts ripe bananas into her anus for five days preventing her from shitting. when she removes the mouldy decomposing banana from her hole, a fountain of shit collapses out of her bum and it is stored in a jar until she rubs it on her ex husband.
by Dhdhdhdgshd April 3, 2025
Get the bulgarian tableclothmug.