a fuckin annoying bitch who no one likes and should be in a circus, her voice is done with a machine and really she cant sing worth shit, she sounds like a man
by Rammstein_kicks_ass February 27, 2006
A horrible singer. She thinks she's a hardass, but she's a cunt. No, you're not a rocker, you're a chach! She ruined the great Metallica's Fuel. People think she's hot too, but she isn't. And she has bad BO.
by Spartans! December 06, 2004
Insipid Canadian wannabe punk rocker whose diction sometimes mimicks that of Snake from The Simpsons. Feels compelled to insert vulgar swear words into her lyrics to prove how bad-ass she is, which is a blatant disregard for the demographic who actually purchase her music...That is, 10 year old girls who don't know what kind of girl Avril is, because we can't use the C-WORD around 10 year old girls.
Avril Lavigne is a talentess, insincere, lobotomised piece of excrement who shows tendencies towards a narcissistic personality disorder.
by VixluvsRHCP January 16, 2008
the sorriest excuse for a punk. the bitch sings hormonal pop music, which is also known as emo. almost as bad as ashlee simpson
by clevelandsteamer August 26, 2005
avril lover are fucking retards. little ten year old kiddies that think avril is hardcore punk. little doushes that wear all black, wear converse shoes, and wifebeaters and CARRY skateboards around. poser little bitches, that have been brainwashed by the media.
by MetallilbangeR April 08, 2005
"I wish everyone whould stop saying that I'm not "punk"! God damnit, I created punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. Thats what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation. People look up to me and want to be me. And thats fine, just don't try to copy the sh*t I do!" -Avril Lavigne
by Jadyn May 15, 2005
A complete poser who thinks she's a punk just because she's wearing ties and studded belts. Wanted to make a new kind of music when she first started out, but the music is just as similar as Hilary Duffs and Ashlee Simpsons.
When her first CD was released, she tried to impress the whole world by running around with a skateboard and a new "skate punk" image.
Don't even know what punk rock is first of all.
Can't write lyrics, can't sing and she sucks on the guitar! Her lyrics are just the same: AAARGH, everyone has to be scared of me because I can get really pissed when my boyfriend dumps me!!
That's so pathetic.
Now, she's dyed her hair blonde, walk around like a prep and she's also planning to release a new record in early 2007. And what is that gonna sound like?
I don't wanna know!
When her first CD was released, she tried to impress the whole world by running around with a skateboard and a new "skate punk" image.
Don't even know what punk rock is first of all.
Can't write lyrics, can't sing and she sucks on the guitar! Her lyrics are just the same: AAARGH, everyone has to be scared of me because I can get really pissed when my boyfriend dumps me!!
That's so pathetic.
Now, she's dyed her hair blonde, walk around like a prep and she's also planning to release a new record in early 2007. And what is that gonna sound like?
I don't wanna know!
Avril Lavigne: Oh my gaaawd, I'm like, soo punk raaaawk!
12-year old litte girl: yeah, Avril! Rock on! Look; I'm wearing daddies tie! And I stole it, I'm so like a rebel, just like you, Avie!
Me: Go screw you guys..
Avril Lavigne: Shut the hell up, or I'll, like, punch you in the face!
Me: Sure, and then I will die or what?
Avril: Yeah! That's, like, so true, dude!
Me: *Punching Avril in the face*
And Avril dies. *Doing the wave*
Moahhahahahaha....
12-year old litte girl: yeah, Avril! Rock on! Look; I'm wearing daddies tie! And I stole it, I'm so like a rebel, just like you, Avie!
Me: Go screw you guys..
Avril Lavigne: Shut the hell up, or I'll, like, punch you in the face!
Me: Sure, and then I will die or what?
Avril: Yeah! That's, like, so true, dude!
Me: *Punching Avril in the face*
And Avril dies. *Doing the wave*
Moahhahahahaha....
by rancid_fan July 14, 2006