Assbag

The combination of an asshole and a douchebag.

Dude, you're such an assbag !

by KWhit1982 May 19, 2016

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assburster

Based on Alien franchise.
A log of shit so large and painful, you can swear it feels like a chestburster. Except it bursts out of your ass, hence the name.
Usually happens when you're constipated.

A: Vacate the toilet already man, it's been half an hour already!
B: I've got a chestburster coming out of my ass!
A: LOL, an assburster. Good luck, bro.

by Nappko February 21, 2017

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Assblastathon

The act of literally fucking some chicks ass to oblivion, in a marithon session.

Last night, I gave Kellie an assblastathon of epic proportions! That dumb cunt is going to be walking bowlegged for a week!

Kellie was on the rag, so I gave her an assblastathon instead last night!

by BAMF613 January 6, 2018

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When you eat some delicious spicy tasting food and about an hour and a half later, you're shitting out lava; Taste great on the way end, but awful on the way out. Only hope of mitigating the pain is to wipe your ass immediately after taking a dump.

You: God man, I know I don't need to order to these Habanero Wings... Lord knows I don't want assburn, but I love spicy food.

by TheUselsssRandom July 1, 2018

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