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When you eat some delicious spicy tasting food and about an hour and a half later, you're shitting out lava; Taste great on the way end, but awful on the way out. Only hope of mitigating the pain is to wipe your ass immediately after taking a dump.
You: God man, I know I don't need to order to these Habanero Wings... Lord knows I don't want assburn, but I love spicy food.
by TheUselsssRandom July 1, 2018
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