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Aspergers Syndrome

A real condition that real people have. Someone with aspergers(aspie) May be socially awkward, be an obsessive talker, miss social ques, sensitive emotionally, confused by figurative speech, be intensely creative, and tell the truth constantly, or be easily overwhelmed by light or sounds.

Although people with Asperger’s syndrome are more minor than other cases of autism, Aspies have to deal with bullying often in their lives.
“I think people with Aspergers Syndrome are treated poorly. That’s not right.”
by 🎵🎶🎵 January 12, 2019
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Aspen cute

Desribing a girl of average or below looks who, when in Aspen, CO, is suddenly much more attractive due to the low women to men ratio.
"Yeah, she's Aspen cute. I'd hit that."
by Eden19 March 13, 2009
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ASEClub

Avenger/Sebring Enthusiasts Club
Also other Mopars (Dodge and Chrysler)
by vengergrl January 3, 2004
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Aspen

Amazing cute girl thats fun to talk to. She can easily become a great friend and it won’t take very long for you to trust her. Although it will take some time for her to trust you. She’s always there to help anyone out if they’re having a difficult time. She is super sarcastic and can come off as rude or mean, but she is just very blunt and will tell someone how it is how she sees it. She’s got gorgeous hair that everyone loves
Have you met that Aspen chick
No, but I’ve heard she’s super cool
by LexaVega December 25, 2017
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Aspen

Aspen is a very caring and sweet person! If you meet one you are very lucky and never let her go, because that’s the worst mistake you could ever make. She is VERY loud and friendly and a great best friend.
Mark- who is that pretty girl yelling at Josie in the hallway
Jay- oh that’s aspen
by Jbird774 November 26, 2018
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Asperger's syndrome

Asperger's syndrome is a neurological condition and developmental disorder categorized as an autism spectrum disorder. Symptoms of Asperger's syndrome, or AS, often manifest themselves as forms and examples of social ineptitude, such as: naivete; mild-ish difficulty communicating and expressing ideas, especially a.) to another person in person and/or b.) through the spoken word (this one is especially from personal experience); mild to *moderately* severe difficulty making eye contact due to the eyes showing a lot of emotion and telling exactly what the other person is feeling or thinking because our brains don't work that way; narrow-mindedness, to a certain degree; etc.

However, individuals with AS, frequently referred to as 'Aspies', often - not always, but often - have an IQ ranging from average to considerably high. "Symptoms" and advantages of such a high IQ resulting from AS include: a fascination with - almost obsession over - a specific topic (examples: Greek and/or Roman mythology/mythologies, dystopian science fiction, a specific period in history); very large vocabularies filled with sophisticated and sometimes kinda complicated words; knowing almost everything there is to know about their topic; being the most likely to succeed in all the nerdy careers so that everyone else can get to being superstars and supermodels and pop stars and other social icons that almost every neurologically typical teen idolizes; etc.
If the only people in the world were incredibly social, non-nerd/non-geek, not-even-really-fully-wanting-to-and-definitely-not-caring-about-learning-enough-to-get-into-college-to-get-a-science-or-law-or-something-like-that-degree-to-become-a-teacher-or-science-or-lawyer-or-something neurotypical, we wouldn't have any more new iPads or iPods or iPhones or anything like that, and no new social media sites or apps or good books to read.

Aren't you glad there are nerds and geeks and people with Asperger's syndrome to make Apple products and apps and social media stuff?
by HGF88 August 23, 2014
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Asperger's Syndrome

A real-life mental disorder, related to autism, that only about 2-3% of people claiming to have it have actually been professionally diagnosed by a psychologist.

Sometimes known as "Ass Burgers". Sufferers (emphasis on sufferers) are sometimes calles Aspies or "ass pies".
Here's a protip: People with mental disorders usually don't brag about it like it's a badge of honor, especially a form of autism. It's always worth a good laugh to see every awkward, socially-inept, angsty teenager who has ever gotten beat up by the "jocks" in school claim to have Asperger's Syndrome to justify being an utter loser.
by radium April 18, 2006
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