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Asshateus Maximus

In Politics, an Intellectually Dishonest person of Low Self-Esteem, usually an Abuser of small animals who likes to Disrupt Mature Debate like an 8 year old girl not getting enough attention.

In Movie Theaters, a Jackass who would walk into an empty Theater and sit Directly in front of you.
PeterGriffin was an Asshateus Maximus until he Conceded and handed the Crown to 7426Karl who had his head lodged to far up PG's Ass too Realize a Concession had come.
by tha malcontent August 3, 2006
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Asshat

Someone who acts so completely ridiculous and irrational that you can't stand to hear their voice much less see their face.
Anyone who know's Clay would agree, he's the biggest asshat we know.
by This makes me smile January 26, 2011
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Akshat

Akshat (noun)
- Akshat will rip open anyone's vaginal semi colon like nothing else you've ever seen before. He has the monstrous dickus that has the power to make any type of Harry cream. Sian is finding history good and he didn't sound very bothered. His raw score on his essay was 60/100 and Miss White thinks it was a very good score. He has very good knowledge on the causes of the First World War. Sian ended up sucking off Akshat in order to receive all that mouthload of delicious cummus hummus. or listening to the podcast. I got a 100 for that essay than you are more capable of. you contribute in classwork and your class discussions are very good however.
Who is that with their dick hanging out from their collarbone? Don't worry its just another Akshat
by Fefccjcjjdc April 29, 2022
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Arshad

The biggest sweetheart you’ll meet, reserved at first but once he opens up a bit you’ll see the beautiful soul behind the walls.

You have no choice but to love him, whether that’s platonically or romantically, he’ll accidentally make you totally fall for him.

Once you get to know him, you won’t be able to be without him.

If you meet an arshad, hold onto him
Where’s that music coming from?
Oh that’s Arshad inventing something awesome
by UtterMess April 15, 2023
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Flying asshat

Jumping over objects to land ass first on someones head, effectivly giving them an asshat.
That dude just jumped over that desk and gave me a flying asshat.
by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010
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Dirty Arshan

A dirty Arshan is when he gives a 45 minute lecture about how strong his pull out game and then 9 months later you get a life changing apprentice in your life. Good luck with that.
I had a dirty Arshan with this girl and I dipped on her ass and the kid.
by bddBrayden December 30, 2020
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asshat

people who submit retarded definitions to UD
the person who wrote this is an asshat
by big asshat January 23, 2007
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