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a real crispy bitch. cleepy even.

that dude is a total apple he gave me irreversible brain damage

by niftypeach September 29, 2020

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Apples

Another word for breasts or tits.

People incorrectly replace this word for another fruit known as "melons".

Fuck you Aiden

Woah! She's got some cracking Apples!

by triaxis April 11, 2016

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You stupid motherfucker

You should know what a fucking apple is

Person 1: I shoved an apple up my ass yesterday

Person 2: *internally screams and kills themself*

Person 3: What has the world come to *cries like a chicken*

by She shit on my dick April 17, 2017

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1: a fucking round red fruit that everyone calls an apple

2: a name for a girl who wants to be fucked

1: Look at that bastard eating an apple

2: WAIT WRONG APPLE

by madame-shitbag November 12, 2020

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The reason communism and YouTube's copyright laws still exist.

Apple wants to fucking control and suck money out of EVERYTHING. I can't download any small fun app because nooooo, a PaRt Of ThE pRoFiTs MuSt Go To ApPlE.
I can't fucking design my phone's own UI to however I want! No, Apple wants to shove their fucking bullshit design and propaganda up your face so hard you'll become a fanboy sheep just like all the other 1.4 BILLION idiots who still think it is cool bEcAuSe ItS aPpLe

by unnamed7billion September 23, 2020

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