am confusion

A substitute for the word "im confused"
A word you use when you are using a goofy tone and don't want to say "im confused"

Jack: The Mashpotatos have no bones??
Noah: Am confusion
Jack: *repeats sentence*

by jackmandeez00999 June 19, 2021

Buttfuck AM

When you wake up earlier than anyone else in your time zone

I had to wake up at buttfuck AM for rowing practice

by Markynark May 11, 2019

Ames

Someone who is an absolute lad, a God among mortals. This person is smart whilst simultaneously being the dumbest person you know. If you know an Ames they’re probably a closet furry.

Ames is a great artist however horrible with technology. Could crash a toaster.

Is that Ames?
Yeah are they cheating in UNO?
Probably, it’s Ames

by Ch0z September 1, 2019

3 AM

The time to eat a Krabby Patty.
Also the time to chill and watch tv.

Patrick: Oh boy 3 AM!

by Not a legend 27 November 10, 2019

Soccer AM

Cult television programme, based on football. Shown on Sky Sports on Saturday mornings.

Includes Tim Lovejoy, Hellen Chamberlin, Sheephead and the almighty Tubes.

'Light Drizzle!'

by Graeme Cairns November 25, 2003

Soccer AM

The Football tv show that everybody must watch

D - Day- d al glish - Dalgish
mr and mrs lovejoy

by jojothemonkey January 13, 2005

Balls AM

Really fucking early.

If you really searched this its probably balls AM and you should go to sleep.

I was up till 4am, balls AM.

I had to wake up at balls AM to catch a flight,

by BeffyVertigo August 17, 2011