A Lock

A term used in the betting world to describe the dumb certainty of something happening like a sports star scoring a goal or getting a certain amount of touches in a game. Yet in reality no one is ever a lock because there is always a player who secretly gets pleasure from fucking your multi by 1 possession, each and every time!!

“That player is ‘a lock’ to get that many touches”
“Don’t be an fgt, no one is even a lock”

by HonestlyArticulate13 May 9, 2024

you a lock

to be valid in someone’s book.

you a lock to come to my party

by yocici August 4, 2021

crack-alacky

One of, if not, THE most powerful phrase you can say to someone, capable of creating storms and even killing a person. If followed up with "...you just got that attacky! 🙌", it can AND will reduce everyone to a pile of bones. This should only be used in the most dire of situations.

Mike: I think you're a big poop loser, you know that?
Jestin: I know you are, but what am I?
Mike: wh-
Jestin: crack-alacky, you just got that attacky! 🙌
Mike immediately combusts into flames, leaving nothing but his skeleton on the ground.

by matpatfan111287 September 26, 2022

Mung Tao Alok

A man who will ask ladies and gentleman, " where the weed with da seeds at". Indefinitely keeps it bracking, but sometimes cracking. A very Small, but Large man....taller than his father, but shorter than his mother. Will stand on his tiptoes to whisper in yo ear. A man who knows how to taste his tongue, but can never hear his ears.

Oh look here come Mung Tao Alok. Better hide yo bitch!

by SurrenderTheBooty619 November 23, 2021

Mung Tao Alok

A man who will ask the fellas, " where the weed with da seeds at". Indefinitely keeps it bracking, but sometimes cracking. A very Small, but Large man....taller than his father, but shorter than his mother. Will stand on his tiptoes to whisper in yo ear. A man who knows how to taste his tongue, but can never hear his ears.

Oh look here come Mung Tao Alok. Better hide yo bitch!

by SurrenderTheBooty619 November 23, 2021

Bro som alok

It Khmer meme. Translate: Bro please give me alok. Alok is hero from free fire

Stupid kid: bro som alok
Smart kid: I don't have alok

by ឈប់បានឈប់ទៅ January 10, 2022

Tiffany Has A Lock 🔐 Heart (Latinx): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tiffany Has A Lock 🔐 Heart (Latinx): The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025