alan 

anal with the syllables reversed.
oft mistaken for a name.

sometimes used as a synonym for squill

wrong:
guy 1: hey alan wanna go see a movie?
Alan: why are you calling me anal?
correct:
one must always hang a scrunchie on the door when having an alan party
also correct:
that alan bought a giraffe

alan by prophet of the word god August 3, 2021

Alan 

Some dumbass who say the same lines over and over.

Alan says “no way!” And “Cuh!”

Alan by Someoneyoudon’tknow August 16, 2021

Alan 

Anagram relating to the activity that Alan's mother enjoys.

Why was sister named Teresa? Mum likes Easter, so she was named Teresa, just rearrange the letters. And you were named Alan.

Alan by One-eyed wonder August 31, 2021

Alan 

My name

Alan:cool

Alan by the genshin simp😍 September 19, 2021

Alan 

THE NICEST GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :D

Dang Alan’s the nicest friend

Alan by Duckisbi September 19, 2021

Alan 

He is a very cute and handsome guy. This guy is very funny once you get to know him. He is nice, smart, blushes when he laughs, shy at first but then energetic, gaming energy, likes gore, handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome. He is very loyal to people he knew for a year or so. He gets crushes easily so you might have a chance :3 He is sometimes competitive, he jokes a lot, he is mean to people he likes. This guy would be a perfect match for you! If you date him, you should really keep him. He also is very rich and wealthy. If you have him as your boyfriend, just know you can use his money :D Moving on, He is again very handsome, and a good boyfriend. Overall he is the most attractive guy you might know.

his gf: Thats Alan, my boyfriend!
her bestie: He is hella fine
his gf: Yea I know but that aint mean shit about you having him
her bestie: chill bitch it was a god damn joke
his gf: I dont fucking care but we all know he is hella fine
her bestie: yea he is
his gf: ......

Alan by simp:D November 9, 2021

Alan 

Big dick

Oh wait that’s Alan, he must have a big dick

Alan by Bickerousdickouerous November 20, 2021