by rossdwp March 30, 2009

by Drbishop December 2, 2019

1.) Tall, notoriously strong, grumpy individual in a position overseeing the grunt work and maintenance work at an institution. think giant grumpy oger who can fix things by getting pissed and hitting them (like the fonz). he is the one in your office/job that has worked like 20 other jobs, and who has seen every problem before, and has an "I'm over it" attitude to any new problems because they're boring. every job has one.
2.) a vital, resentful, grumpy, dirty, element which keeps an entire operation running with pure will and grunt. remove this rusty iron pin it and it is likely the whole shiny brass machine will fly apart or explode.
2.) a vital, resentful, grumpy, dirty, element which keeps an entire operation running with pure will and grunt. remove this rusty iron pin it and it is likely the whole shiny brass machine will fly apart or explode.
"who is the Abe around here?"
person 1: "something (anything) is broken"
person 2: "call the abe"
or
"Who is going to become the new abe around here? "
"seabastian"
or
"our shop just lost its abe"
person 1: "something (anything) is broken"
person 2: "call the abe"
or
"Who is going to become the new abe around here? "
"seabastian"
or
"our shop just lost its abe"
by thehandsomeone November 30, 2010

by AngelOfPantsu May 29, 2020

Who Ferris Bueller says he is when trying to get a table in a fancy and expensive restaurant. Abe Froman is supposedly the "Sausage King of Chicago". Also good as a false name when you need one.
Maitre D': You're Abe Froman?
Ferris: That's right, I'm Abe Froman.
Maitre D': The Sausage King of Chicago?
Ferris: caught off-guard ... Uh yeah, that's me.
Ferris: That's right, I'm Abe Froman.
Maitre D': The Sausage King of Chicago?
Ferris: caught off-guard ... Uh yeah, that's me.
by Brittany*HI-YO! May 8, 2006

1.Shitty piece of work-out equipment that claims to work-out your abs but does not work.
2.Comfortable chair for people to sleep in when they stay the night in your apartment.
2.Comfortable chair for people to sleep in when they stay the night in your apartment.
1. This shitty ab lounge doesnt work.
2. Guy1-Hey can i crash at your place tonight?
Guy2- yea sure im goin back to my apartment now.
(walk into apartment)
Guy1-Hell yea im sleeping in the ab lounge!!
Guy2- okay you drunk idiot.
2. Guy1-Hey can i crash at your place tonight?
Guy2- yea sure im goin back to my apartment now.
(walk into apartment)
Guy1-Hell yea im sleeping in the ab lounge!!
Guy2- okay you drunk idiot.
by Pop-ems April 8, 2009

by ni2k October 9, 2010
