A dreaded condition in which, through a complex set
of factors such as lightning, and perspective, a
regular stomach appears to have more defined
abdominal definition, resulting in some awkward
moments.
of factors such as lightning, and perspective, a
regular stomach appears to have more defined
abdominal definition, resulting in some awkward
moments.
GUY 1: Hey man, check out my abs!
GUY 2: Niiice bro, turn around so i can see them better...
oh...what's this? They're gone!
GUY 1: What??
GUY 2: Oh dude..so sorry...you had shadow abs..
GUY 1: *cries*
GUY 2: Niiice bro, turn around so i can see them better...
oh...what's this? They're gone!
GUY 1: What??
GUY 2: Oh dude..so sorry...you had shadow abs..
GUY 1: *cries*
by Nonreflexive@gmail.com September 12, 2010
This happens when a man shoots his cum on the girls face, letting it run down her chin. Then he throws his pubic hair on her chin, creating the beard.
Steve-" Hey John, I just gave your sister the Abe Lincon!"
John- " Thats messed up man. I was wondering why she was using my razor this morning."
John- " Thats messed up man. I was wondering why she was using my razor this morning."
by B0H1CA July 28, 2009
by rossdwp March 30, 2009
by AngelOfPantsu May 29, 2020
Who Ferris Bueller says he is when trying to get a table in a fancy and expensive restaurant. Abe Froman is supposedly the "Sausage King of Chicago". Also good as a false name when you need one.
Maitre D': You're Abe Froman?
Ferris: That's right, I'm Abe Froman.
Maitre D': The Sausage King of Chicago?
Ferris: caught off-guard ... Uh yeah, that's me.
Ferris: That's right, I'm Abe Froman.
Maitre D': The Sausage King of Chicago?
Ferris: caught off-guard ... Uh yeah, that's me.
by Brittany*HI-YO! April 27, 2006
1.Shitty piece of work-out equipment that claims to work-out your abs but does not work.
2.Comfortable chair for people to sleep in when they stay the night in your apartment.
2.Comfortable chair for people to sleep in when they stay the night in your apartment.
1. This shitty ab lounge doesnt work.
2. Guy1-Hey can i crash at your place tonight?
Guy2- yea sure im goin back to my apartment now.
(walk into apartment)
Guy1-Hell yea im sleeping in the ab lounge!!
Guy2- okay you drunk idiot.
2. Guy1-Hey can i crash at your place tonight?
Guy2- yea sure im goin back to my apartment now.
(walk into apartment)
Guy1-Hell yea im sleeping in the ab lounge!!
Guy2- okay you drunk idiot.
by Pop-ems April 08, 2009
by ni2k October 07, 2010