A bunch of female / man whores posting there pictures on the net trying to get some cause they can't get it any other way.
Dude: "Check out this chick on adult finder! I thinking about messaging her."
Other Dude; "Dude man come on... All the women on there are just a bunch of nasty whores wanting to give some crabs."
Other Dude; "Dude man come on... All the women on there are just a bunch of nasty whores wanting to give some crabs."
by Quentin_B. March 26, 2007
A tasty alcoholic mixed drink enjoyed by many thanks to your local 7-11 and Lisa. Reason for founding ASC (Adult Slurpee Crew-a PKD Native).
Rush into your local 7-11 and enjoy the new Dragon Fruit slurpee with a touch (a few shots) of vodka, mix with cool colored straw-and enjoy your first of many ADULT SLURPEES.
by Lisa B from the PkD October 29, 2008
Members of a college class who are far older than the rest of the students.
These old-enough-to-be-your-parents aged classmates typically sit in the front of the class, arrive drastically early with noisome big-gulp sized iced coffees and tend to ask belaboring and basic questions.
Due to mass layoffs and a degree-demanding job market, these masses of Baby Boomers opt to return to college, starting from scratch alongside twenty-somethings.
These old-enough-to-be-your-parents aged classmates typically sit in the front of the class, arrive drastically early with noisome big-gulp sized iced coffees and tend to ask belaboring and basic questions.
Due to mass layoffs and a degree-demanding job market, these masses of Baby Boomers opt to return to college, starting from scratch alongside twenty-somethings.
todd: man, who was that guy in our class making corny jokes and telling us to never get married?
frank: that is your typical adult learner right there
frank: that is your typical adult learner right there
by thomas piiiinchen October 29, 2013
Tyler was tired and went to bed at 830pm. Michael asked him why so early and Tyler responded, "adult aerobics last night with the lady."
by tehsnakecharmer June 15, 2017
someone who lives in Michigan and is 14 and 8 months old (in Michigan a 14 and 8-month-old can drive and work)
person a: wow they look a little young to be driving and working
person b: don't worry they're a Michigan adult
person a: weird
person b: don't worry they're a Michigan adult
person a: weird
by thicckiid January 11, 2021
by themasterb8er March 06, 2020
"Dude? Did you just take a bite out of your kid's candy bar?" Said single guy.
"Of course, that's the adult tax." Said dad.
"Of course, that's the adult tax." Said dad.
by John Doe Daddy August 03, 2019