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Normanitis

Normanitis is a very rare and dangerous disease that can’t be understood to scientists and you need to fully understand anyone u know who suffers with Normanitis because if u catch them in the wrong mood they will accidentally break everything including themselves.
They are either always extremely hyper and will run and jump around on everything and ask you to be an obstacle in a corse they have made or they will make you race them just so they can prove they are superior and when in this mood you should be very cautious as they will break everything not on purpose for example smashing TVs or burning down microwaves they should not be trusted alone anywhere in this mood because nothing and nobody will survive
The second mood affiliated with Normanitis is sad they will overthink everything and never sleep just in case somebody needs them as well doesn’t stop singing even when asked not too it’s not possible to stop and lays on the floor with a blue light on listening to justice wrld and has and average of 0-5 hours sleep a week this mood is caused by a large array of things:
-someone insults something they love
-someone is upset at them
-thinks that everyone hates them
-thinks of something sad and doesn’t stop thinking about it
Etc.

Perks of Noormanitis:
-At least 6ft
-would fight Mike Tyson for friends
-tries to give usefull advise
-always checks up on friends
-has at least 2 short blond friends at once
Damn I feel bad for your boy he’s got normanitis
by OWrLD January 20, 2021
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Norman

Man child from third Watson, Carleton College--circa 2021-2022 academic year
Norman is trying to fuck my dad.
by Sofapotato34 June 4, 2022
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Norman

Sexiest most humungous penis man alive in this universe. absolute chic magnet. Guccibeatboxbaywatch69
Girl: you so sexy how you do fit
Norman: i du no just to cool for school
by monkdogglowlube May 6, 2021
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Norman (dog)

The most rad newfoundland in existence. Loving, fun, and loves escaping the yard. Somtimes he sexually harasses girls but over all he is a chill dude
"Wow, that dog is such a norman (dog)!"
by hotstufflol2000 January 26, 2017
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Norman nose

Someone who has a nose that smells, sniffs is lots of things
Damn bro you got the Norman nose
by Connections July 26, 2022
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Norman

by Greg444 June 2, 2020
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Norman

the gayest person in the world, would like to rape every single man in the history of the world
that "norman", he's the gayest person ever
by ksdksflsdk August 27, 2017
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