The most beautiful man alive. The best at gymnast in the word. And has unlimited potential. Goes by many names such as: Kreg, Keegle, and The Eagle 🦅
by Chunky Monk September 23, 2021

by dfsgsdfgdfgdfhgdfgdg November 11, 2022

The clint Eastwood of his own story he's the mother fucking white biggy smalls sexy like Morgan wallen with a voice that makes Chris Stapleton proud and Luke combs is sad now because Luke combs wants to be Keegan meyer.
You see Keegan meyer that dudes the man son I swear he drank four four lokos went loko on a chomo. It's not a hate crime it's his god given talent.
by Itwasprimo March 19, 2024

A nice freckled child that does not want to hear you jokes about the cheesy cooch. Sometimes he will get angered when mini cheese balls are placed on his stomach in a discrete fashion and he will proceed to aggressively hit the quan while awaiting further instructions.
by The Gulath Clan September 22, 2018

A Keegan is that one guy in your friend group that is the most arrogant person you know and he will be the guy that has all the charisma of the group don't get me wrong he's a great friend he's just a "bit" arrogant thats all.
Keegan:"did you see that kill bro that was amazing admit it"
You: "yeah that was cool did you see mine as well"
Keegan:"no no no no that was ok but mine was just mwah"
You: "yeah that was cool did you see mine as well"
Keegan:"no no no no that was ok but mine was just mwah"
by Antwan (pika) November 25, 2021

Keegan currently holds and maintains the number 1 track record, pronounced “Keegan Track Record Wright” if you will. Unfortunately with such high numbers in which Keegan holds, we will never see the day he gets knocked off the peninsula of the podium, not in our lifetime anyway, this will require generations of hard work and Medical centre appointments,
there’s been rumours he’s hung enough to be able to prod the cat out from underneath the bed. All in all bloody top bloke he’s an idol for sure.
there’s been rumours he’s hung enough to be able to prod the cat out from underneath the bed. All in all bloody top bloke he’s an idol for sure.
by TrackRecordcontender November 23, 2021

Keegan is a lovely so athletic friend she is so smart and sweet. She can be crazy but it always there for u she is the kind of Person everyone wants around. If you know a Keegan keep them because you might not see it now but there a gift from God. There is so much more to Keegan but to keep it short that’s all I will say
by Cowbel February 27, 2021
