keegan

a heartless dick of a person who will drop you when they find someone better:))

hes such a keegan!

by iloveboobs6969 April 12, 2022

keegan

a dumbass that always plays bonk.io during science class. if you see a keegan IMMEDIATELY tell a teacher and report to 12

do you see that keegan over there. hes such a dumbass

by cw12345678 December 19, 2019

Michael Keegan

Michael keegan is a white 5,5 shooter that’s looks like a goblin. He is a shooter in many ways like at school for basketball and to shoot up kids that don’t suck his dick. He is very homo who likes dick and is ubbsessed with a chocolate girls mainly a girl named jazarah. he hangs out with a chunky good looking light skin named marcus, a gorilla who hunts lions and is ubbsessed with a girl named siarah named biankhy, a mexican who loves tacos named juan, and a ashy dark skin who is also ubbsessed with a girl named siarah that’s named quentin

Michael Keegan was about to have a five some with Juan,Biankhy,Quentin,and Marcus, until his mom came in and she joined.

by TheGayOneee February 8, 2020

A Keegan

A queer person who is very controlling, demanding that doesn’t know much about life

You’re being suck a Keegan

by Burgermaster1235935 September 27, 2025

Keegan

Giraffe-like and usually bad at basketball. DO NOT DATE u may turn gay after dating him (all with love)

Did you see that girl who dated Keegan, she's a carpet muncher now and he still believes he'll be in the NBA.

by justthetruthlol December 12, 2023

Keegan

Average hieght, skinny, average cock, mixed with white and black, and a 7/10 at best. He plays lots of video He smokes weed a bit, but or else just a average computer nerd who jerks off to much and does well in school without trying. Once you meet him you realize he is a cynical atheist who is super offensive for the sake of it. Consistantly using slurs and not giving two fucks what people think. He loves guitar, PC's, loves coding with c#, and plays in the jazz band. The best way a Keegan is described is "He's a smartass and is a dick to anyone he doesn't like. Using sarcasm and subtle ways to fuck with said person, but he is a good friend and will listen when you got problems."

Random: Man that asshole is such a Keegan
Me: I am a Keegan I should know...

by MrWankpants October 4, 2019

Keegan

Keegan is a great guy and even better friend. He can tell you funny jokes and make you feel better when you’re sad. He’s EXTREMELY chill but you’ll learn to appreciate it. He also likes cats.

Oh Keegan, yeah he’s awesome!

by ur_momshoe November 23, 2021