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Joey

The human equivalent of a kangaroo. Got some brawn but no brain.
Person 1: ugh he's such a Joey
Person 2: I know right? look at those arms... but where's his brain?

Person 1: definitely between his legs. In the wrong head.
by The only guy thats sane-ish September 27, 2018
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A soft drink named after the first boy who requested the beverage, a Joey is much like a Shirley Temple or a Roy Rogers, but instead of Ginger Ale or Coke it’s Dr Pepper with grenadine. Essentially it’s cherry soda with even more cherry syrup added in.
And what would you like to drink, sir?”

“I’ll have a Joey”

“Sorry?”

“A Joey. It’s just a Shirley Temple but with Dr Pepper”
by Reginlief June 9, 2018
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An old man that can't even ride a surfboard anymore. He could've made it as an artist but he ficking sucks.
Stay away from that house Joey lives there.
by IIIIII0IIIII August 8, 2022
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Joey is the kind of guy who would be your closest friend, be there for you in hardest times, save your life, cover your back, and then fuck your ex.
We have a Joey Level threat approaching, I repeat, we have a Joey Level threat approaching! EVASIVE ACTION!!!
by Crantomio August 23, 2022
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by Nickbernardo567 May 4, 2022
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A Joey is someone that does something or acts like something that is weird and cringe. A Joey can be someone doing something that you can’t believe they did branding them a Joe or Joey
Morgan is such a Joey don’t you think.

You are such a Joe
by Don’t let the vettel January 4, 2022
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joei is a slut
by joei hater May 31, 2022
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