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Anton

A guy that seems nice at first and is a bit shy, but then turns out to be a pedophile. He tries to sneak into every kindergarten in a 15km radius and then smells the kids feet. Sometimes he also likes to masturbate infront of the kindergarten. Theres a german saying that he became a pedophile, because he bought a magic coat that transformed him into the inconspicuous but dangerous "flying child molester".
Police Officer 1: "There was a call this morning. Someone said there was a guy caught naked in front of the kindergarten."

Police Officer 2: "Seems like a Anton to me."
by _qp23_ November 21, 2021
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Anton

a funny rich guy and he is a fortnite pro on PS4
me: i cant win in fortnite
Him: them hit up my boi Anton
by lil kids brrrrrrrrrrr April 25, 2018
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Anton

Antons looking at big booty bit'hes again
by lemonblossoms November 2, 2020
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Anton Takashi

A guy with huge muscles. He goes to the gym on Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturdays. He tries to eat the ass, but is constantly unsuccesful.
Yeah, he's a real Anton Takashi! But i wouldnt let him eat my ass...
by ryanganoarndtsen June 23, 2016
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Anton

One who is a true connoisseur of weiners and is capable of swallowing them whole, without gagging.
"Did you hear that Weinner Schnitzels went out of business because they unknowingly hired an Anton for night shift and he made all of the product disappear before dawn!"
by ODGumby23 July 11, 2023
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Anton Freyr

A faggot who eats his own shit
Me: Omg he just ate his shit
You: Oh he is such an Anton Freyr
by Banana74581 March 19, 2019
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Anton

someone that makes you coom instatly when looking at them
Woman 1 "Did you see Anton today?"
Woman 2 "Yeah... How'd you know?"
Woman 1 "You're covered in your own coom"
Woman 2 "Yeah, hes just so beutiful
by jensdenultimativeabekat November 23, 2023
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