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fresh jar of skippy

Slang for anal sex following extensive rimming or a good lubing
Q: How was the anal?
A: Smoother than a fresh jar of skippy
by CovidConvo May 26, 2022
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Skippies

Unlike a previous definition given by "Alex", this term is definitely NOT circa 1990's. The first known reference to skippies occurred in the mid to late 1970's, and refers to a low-cost type of shoe, most often unnamed, or off-brand, such as pro-max, roos, or some other imitation. Usually having plastic soles, poor construction, and fake leather exterior, and also very poor support of the foot. Although usually sold as athletic shoes, these were the absolute worst choice of footwear for athletes, as the soles would not grip surfaces intended for sports. Often, they would leave scuff marks on floors from the simple act of walking, and they made a clomping sound when walking in hallways of places like schools. This attracted attention from cruel kids, who most often teased the less fortunate for having to wear them.

Side Note from the Definer: Bullying is cruel and affective to sensitive children, but it is also a part of social learning, and self awareness. It is important to allow our children to learn these traits in the world we live in, or they will be devoured in the world yet to come. We are not raising a nation of cry-babies. We should teach them to be warriors. I learned my most important lessons from being a victim of bullies during my youth. Today, no one would dare challenge me in that way. I would swallow them whole without remorse.
Skippies... Make your mama look fine, Skippies, get ya behind in the line, Skippies, cost a dollar ninety nine. Skippieeeeeees!
by Whiskey Drinker Me September 8, 2020
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Typical skippy

Someone usually Australian is an over competitive, annoying ,big headed wanker who’s allways moaning about everything and doesn’t know when to keep their mouth shut
“Oi why’s that Australian wanker piping up for no reason , typical skippy!”
by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025
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Skippy

A girl / Shordy that jumps around from guy to guy and doesn't feel any ways about admitting it.
Hey look at that skippy ! Just saw her on the block yesterday skipping around!
by Blackk Panther August 30, 2017
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Skippy

I saw Skippy attempting to walk along a fence unfortunately he fell off .
by stevethemanc April 27, 2020
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Womp a skippy

To purposely defecate in an inappropriate setting.
We can't stay in Hotels associated with Holiday Inn anymore because Silas decided to womp a skippy in the indoor pool at the Holiday Inn Express in Cincinnati.
by Butt Knocker January 5, 2024
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Skippy John Joe

When you hit a guy with a rock, and bite his ear off.
I just skippy John Joe'd my dad.
by Jayden the Maiden March 30, 2024
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