smut muffin

Originated in Morrisville right outside of Trenton.
A blounde smut. She thinks it is a compliment because she likes muffins.

the smart one: "ur a smut muffin"
the blonde: "oh thanks for the compliment, i love muffins.

by Jackpot September 9, 2004

Smut

A slut who is unusually intelligent, crafty, or smart. A smut is a cousin to a skeezer.

Damn that slut is smart as hell. She may even be a smut.

by Kleanest May 6, 2017

driveby smut

The smut in the background of major motion pictures.

Centerfolds hanging up in the barracks, lockers, of soldiers.
"I was watching Aliens and I got some driveby smut when cam panned past the guys gearing up..."

by Kushtika October 21, 2009

swamp smut

a smelly slut that you would have to have sex with outside next to a swamp because that would be the only thing that smells worse than her

i had to take that swamp smut somewhere that smelled worse than her.

by billy's wife May 31, 2010

cartoon smut

Cartoon pornos

My friends computer is full of cartoon smut

by Eric derick August 6, 2016

secondhand smut

Pornographic material, primarily in the form of videos and pictures, that is unintentionally or accidentally viewed by people in a crowded public area, usually while seated together, such as on a train, bus, flight, or in a theater. It has become more prevalent in recent years with the increased use of mobile electronic technology, such as laptops, smartphones, and similar devices.

Like being exposed to the cigarette smoke of a nicotine addict on the street, people are inhaling secondhand smut.

by PinkUnicorn August 24, 2010

click smut

Internet articles with no respectable content that are designed SOLELY for the purpose of getting people to click on their shit. Link titles often include "what happens next is amazing!" or similar

"This stranger just gave a random dog a dictionary. You won't believe what happens next!" <-click smut

by Mudroot37 December 18, 2014