nigel suicide wank

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room

nigel suicide wank stinks

by mrs tosser October 1, 2025

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lonely Nigel

lonely Nigel only ventures outside to buy milk and gay porn magazines

lonely Nigel dreams of having a girlfriend

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

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nigel

the best looking guy with an iq over 300 he made einstien brain damage when talking to him.

nigel: hey einstein
einstein: wat u want
nigel: u look like my kkb hair

by nigel's lover August 13, 2022

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wheelchair Nigel

Nigel reaches 3MPH breaking the wheelchair world land speed record

wheelchair Nigel travels at break speed

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

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Get the wheelchair Nigelmug.

In slang, particularly in English, in England, the term "a Nigel" is often used to refer to a stereotype of a middle-class, suburban white male, often perceived as being somewhat bland, boring, or lacking in adventure. The name has been popularized in various media and is sometimes used humorously or pejoratively to describe someone who embodies these traits.

Nigel Farage is such a nigel, it restores your faith in nominative determinism.

by Fustbariclation November 2, 2024

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