Twitter Glitter

The act of marking one's significant other on Twitter through cute, flirty mentions and replies, so as to make evident to others that there is a relationship in existence. Akin to a dog peeing on a tree, this is a person glittering another.

A riff on the "glitter" technique some women use to physically mark men with glitter (wear glittery cosmetics, hug/kiss, it rubs off on him, and if he shows up to another woman--she knows there's another woman already in his life).

Lynn Twitter Glittered Edward last night with her seven @ replies. They're totally dating.

by LibrarianInBlack March 12, 2012

glitter hole

A homosexual male's anus.

Guy #1: This dude at work thought I had a glitter hole.
Guy #2: No way! Did you tell him you like bishes?

or

Charlie: Mmm, Kevin! You look hot in those pants. I want to lick your glitter hole tonight!
Kevin: Oh, you silly queen! Come and get it.

by CrapIceberg June 5, 2011

gary glitter

legend in the eyes of paedophiles across the globe! vile man in my eyes i would sooner hit him in the nads with a meat tenderiser than say hi to him

"oh have u seen gary glitter?"
"yer hes havin his balls tenderised by a young welsh dude"

by niallthedragon January 16, 2009

glitter af

when you look perfect and no one can tell you otherwise.

"I wear gold on my eyelids because i'm glitter af."
quote used from a video

by ladyblue98 June 22, 2015

glizzy glitter

it’s edible glitter for your dick

Hey man, you got some of that glizzy glitter? I got a solid 10 comin over tonight

by bigdaddy6699 November 20, 2022

glitter file

A file in which you keep all the thank-you letters, positive website comments, and kudos emails from bosses. Basically anything that makes you look good, and indispensible.

At the meeting with my boss, I showed him my glitter file. The next week, 5 people were laid off, but I was not one of them.

by bingofettstl December 24, 2008

Glitter Time

A condition experienced by some men on a monthly basis that may cause irritability, anxiety, depression, headache, and hissy fits. Comparable to menstruation in women.

"My husband threw a fit when I told him we weren't having meatloaf on Monday. I think he's on his Glitter Time."

by Unicornelious June 17, 2016