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A Darwin

One who is up ones self and is unknowingly atrracted to butch women that are more masculine than the aforementioned pervet. He becomes increasingly interested in these butch women when the woman mentioned below has rejected him, he can only settle for butch lesbians who go under the same forename as said beautiful lady.

A 'man' who falls into a relentless pursuit for his friends older and very attractive sister, she is beautiful and is clearly too good for him let alone being 2 years older than him. The traditional darwin harasses her with text messages and will never give up. He spreads lies to make himself feel better, and example of a darwin tale is written below. He is very horny. He cannot communicate with any other forms other than text messaging via a mobile communication device.

Darwin is also someone who invented the theory of evolution.
A Darwin: 'A very popular sixth former who is 3 years above me gave me head"

A Darwin: *via text message* "Hey if you're free could we talk please? x"

A Darwin: *via text message* "Hey if you're free we could meet tomorrow? x"

A Darwin: "please can we talk now?"
by CaptainHookBonerMan September 4, 2010
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Darwin fu

It is not a name ... It's a throne created by hardwork , it's also know as the finest thuglife king, who always roasts people asses and get into trouble but he doesn't care about a damn
Ma.... Fu , darwin fu....!
by Robin fu November 21, 2021
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Darwin

Hahahaha. They are so sweet and very funny, they have a fun personality and seem so chill and prolly a great kisser
Darwin is so fine
by Ykme222 October 7, 2021
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Charles Darwin

he proved that people are assholes and are dumb and stupid idiots
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Darwin Candidate

A person lacking any reservations about doing incredibly stupid things which could lead to their demise. Almost as if natural evolution had removed self preservation from this person's thought processes. Juggling loaded guns or making the same breakfast everyday for a serial killer who gets tired of routine things. There is a level of certainty to which this person will eventually succeed in creatively thinning the gene pool for specie, for the better. Hopefully, before they have a chance to procreate thus creating another generation of Darwin Candidates.
Dave: "Hey guys, I have a great idea! Let's all go on a moped, outdoor camping safari in Africa.
Tom: "Don't you think that is a little dangerous?
Dave: "Nah, I have .22 calibur handgun if anything goes wrong.
Tom: "Dave, have you ever heard of a Darwin Candidate?"
Dave: "Nope, don't care. I am such a good shot, I can kill anything. ... (10 minute tirade of how he is the best at everything)"
by DearStupid September 1, 2022
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Darwin Plum

When you put your balls in her mouth and then shit on her eyes.
Jenny has pink eye because Darryl gave her the Darwin Plum.
by The big fat shark May 10, 2023
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Charles Darwin

Darwin is a fool who believes in evolution and he’s the antichrist man
AAHHH IS THAT CHARLES DARWIN?!! ISN’T HE THE ANTICHRIST??
by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 5, 2025
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