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Scotch Bidet

The art of washing ones rectum with the shower head after dropping the kids off at the pool.1
There was no toilet paper left in the shop so I've had to resort to using the Scotch Bidet
by Bigcid March 21, 2020
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Bidet

Giving yourself a bidet

When you poop and the toilet water splashes up at your butthole
Guy 1: I just gave myself a bidet!
Guy 2: you must’ve had a huge poop!
by boboobobobob December 6, 2019
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Quebec Bidet

When you gracefully leave an upper decker, then use the bowl water to clean yourself afterwards.
Fuck bud, so I was at the corner store and buddy had no shit tickets, so I had to leave an upper decker and use the quebec bidet.
by HighstrikeGTR October 18, 2020
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Skibidi Bidet

A version of the popular meme among mostly gen alpha "skibidi toilet" except it sprays water at you
Brr skibidi Bidet Bidet Bidet Bidet Bidet Bidet yes yes
im so sorry for writing that
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 3, 2024
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Nature's Bidet

a naturally occurring spring or geyser one uses to bathe the genital and perineal areas of the body
Unhappy Camper: I forgot my toilet paper when I came to camp at Yellowstone and now i have to poop but there's only cacti to relieve the poo from my bottom. What should I do?

Local: Well you should use Nature's Bidet. Go poop on that mound over there and don't get up until 35 or 120 minutes have passed.
by Keeton1229 September 25, 2011
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To bidet

A sexual act in which one person lies on the bed with a mouthful of water while the partner places their anus on top of the mouth. The partner on the bed then squirts water up at the anus, cleaning it and providing maximum pleasure
"my anus was pretty dirty the other day, so I got Stacy to bidet me, it was glorious"
by Peter bidet February 4, 2019
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Vomit Bidet

When one person squats over another who is laying on their back and farts into their mouth until the person laying on their back projectile vomits into the squatting persons asshole
I ate so much broccoli today i cant wait for you to give me a vomit bidet from my farts.
by skoolbuss February 3, 2024
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