zachass

A person named Zach that has a tendency to behave foolishly, thus making him a jackass.

Mariah: Remember Zach from online?
Alex: Oh, yeah! He was such a zachass!

by That Kathryn girl September 3, 2008

Zachary

a really really nice guy who is a fantastic friend and can always count on!!!! He's always got your back!! :)
hes fast and funny 2...XD

Zachary is just.....awsome. :)

by skittlestorm22 January 10, 2010

Zach

a hot guy that is always happy and has many friends that love him and would do any thing for him. he would give you the shirt off his back, or his hoodie if you are cold. he is not afraid of anything and would do anything for his friends(including murder if his friends get hurt). often gloomy bc of the problems in his life but he puts all that aside for his friends so that they can be happy. if you have his love (truely have his love) then consider yourself the luckiest person alive. great kisser, awesome in bed "sex god"

"What happened to her? Someone call Zach!"

by Advent Winged Angel February 5, 2010

Ed Zachary Disease

When someone's face looks Ed Zachary like their ass.

Once, an ugly girl that was making a pass at me described that she wasn't feeling very well.
I said, "Well, if I were a doctor, I think I might diagnose you with Ed Zachary Disease."
She asked what it was and I said, "When your face look Ed Zachary like yo ass."
She wasn't amused.

by Roy L'Ourtiere September 7, 2008

Zach

Someone who fucks bitches and constantly has hoes on his dick. This name also referrs to a penis size upwards of 8 inches. Also known as the "Ron Jeremy" of his generation, without the stds. If you are named Zach consider yourself lucky because you have the biggest penis in the world

Zach has a very large shaft.

by Zach072398 October 8, 2015

Zachary

The chosen one. The boy who should be loved for who he is and just the way he is. Zachary thinks everyone hates him for not fitting into this cookie cutter mold of what society expects men to be like, but those who love him know that his quirks make him special. If you get the privilege of being his girl, don’t decline it. He will love you unconditionally and always have your back on your toughest days.

I’m going on a date with Zachary this weekend!!
- Omg have fun, he’s the best!!

by guacandsalsa November 5, 2019

Zach

A person who loves magic and is smart at magic

Huzzah Huzzah Abracadabra

Look Zach can do crazy magic

by Natedawg248 December 29, 2019