Disturbing reptilian creature with the abilities to deepthroat an entire turtle and either regurgitate the carapace at breakneck speeds or instantaneously form it into a sizable egg and pass it through its cloaca. It often frustrates some people with its inability to maintain either a wholly spitting or swallowing policy. Also, a reputed lover of the equally ambiguous Birdo.
Nintendo "gamer": Hey Yoshi, spits or swallows?
Yoshi: (inane gibberish possibly meaning "I will deepthroat your entire being and then decide.")
Yoshi: (inane gibberish possibly meaning "I will deepthroat your entire being and then decide.")
by jgthomas December 13, 2008
Get the yoshi mug.An amount of money which allows someone to simply summon sales people with a loud "yoohoo" and point to an item they wish to purchase without any need to know price.
"Yoohoo, can I get this right here and oh, two of these."
See documentary "Living with Michael Jackson" where he demonstrates Yoohoo money while shopping at the Venetian in Las Vegas.
See documentary "Living with Michael Jackson" where he demonstrates Yoohoo money while shopping at the Venetian in Las Vegas.
by T-Mad July 3, 2009
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The sweetest, most amazing guy to ever walk the face of the earth. The only guy to know just how to make me smile, even more, the only guy who will take the time to try.
He always puts himself last, even when he knows he should worry about himself. He is selfless, and never selfish.
He is quite possibly the closest to perfection one can get.
He always puts himself last, even when he knows he should worry about himself. He is selfless, and never selfish.
He is quite possibly the closest to perfection one can get.
by Idhnwjsodojdjiwk July 19, 2016
Get the Yoshi mug.When at a stip club with a group of your guy and girl friends, and you bust a nut on the stripper while in white shorts and spending all the money you have left for the vacation on that one, 40-minute lapdance.
"I just gave that stripper the best filthy yoshi of her life" or "One time a guy I didn't even know filthy yoshied on me, then I charged him triple for the lap dance...and he came back the next day anyway."
by Yoshi and G.L.O.B.E March 29, 2008
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by rsrsrsrsrs October 14, 2016
Get the Yoshcock mug.Originally known as 'Yoshi' from the children's series 'Mario', 'Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus' is a gangster-turned-unicorn dinosaur-turtle hybrid on methamphetamine.
Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus currently resides in Australia, living the high life with his biker and gangster friends, listening to dubstep music in the park. Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus sightings have been commonly reported at a private school in Victoria, Australia. You can summon Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus in your bedroom by jumping up and down three times and stating the phrase, "lick me, daddy".
Rumors speculate that Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus was the initial cause of 9/11, but this is yet to be confirmed. Some say that Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus owns a YouTube account under the pseudonym, "Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus". He has some pretty cool content so go and check him out.
Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus currently resides in Australia, living the high life with his biker and gangster friends, listening to dubstep music in the park. Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus sightings have been commonly reported at a private school in Victoria, Australia. You can summon Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus in your bedroom by jumping up and down three times and stating the phrase, "lick me, daddy".
Rumors speculate that Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus was the initial cause of 9/11, but this is yet to be confirmed. Some say that Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus owns a YouTube account under the pseudonym, "Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus". He has some pretty cool content so go and check him out.
Person 1: Hey, guess what?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I last night I summoned Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus in my bedroom! He bought pizza and chips and we got high as fuck and played Super Mario 64 all night long!
Person 2: Damn, that kid is a legend
Person 1: I'll say!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I last night I summoned Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus in my bedroom! He bought pizza and chips and we got high as fuck and played Super Mario 64 all night long!
Person 2: Damn, that kid is a legend
Person 1: I'll say!
by ms_edge May 29, 2018
Get the Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus mug.The act of a Twitch streamer looking at their chat as they are streaming, staring at it for a moment, and turn their head back to what they were doing, completely ignoring and not acknowledging the chat messages.
Yo, so I found this streamer on Twitch, and he's been ignoring my messages for the past 10 minutes while I'm the only one in his chat talking. What a yoshiistarer.
by CrackurZz May 31, 2018
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