woman

WOE + MAN = WOMAN (singular)
WOE + MEN = WOMEN (plural)

The definitive definition of Woman/Women. Beats all other definitions in that it describes the obvious in so few words.

woman by The Mother September 19, 2006

Woman

An adult female human. This includes everyone who identifies as a woman. Equal to the adult male human intellectually, but have evolved to be slightly smaller and less physically strong as the male. Still seen by some as inferior for no real reason. Still face adversity in today's world but things have improved over time.

Person 1: "Did you hear about the {19th Amendment}? Finally women can vote!!"
Person 2: "Wow!! As a woman myself, I am very excited!!!!"

Woman by Lameperson June 2, 2017

Woman

It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead.

Bob: That red-eyed metal thing that's chasing us is a terminator, right?
Fred: No, it's a woman

Woman by Who dat dere? April 22, 2010

Woman

Women are not more creative than men! There are but a handful of women to the hundreds of thousands of men who write beautiful poetry, compose amazing music and paint masterpieces! Men are also much more emotional than women! Men commit suicide more often, which those the much deeper and comtimplative thoughts that go through their mind, and have stronger feelings to compliment their stronger sex drive (it's science)! SO SHUT UP YOU STUPID WHORES!

Man: Hi, I wrote this beautiful poem for you because I love you so much, despite the fact that your illogical idiocy makes my mind swirl with depression and pain.

Woman: Erm, sorry, I'm a chauvinistic slut. I didn't realize you had feelings. I just wanted something to manipulate. Hmm. Wanna make out?

Woman by Pagan Pooh Bear July 20, 2008

Woman

The one who makes the food. And cleans.

Make me a sandwich, woman.

Woman by sdv95 June 19, 2010

woman

Something to fuck when a man or lesbian is done smoking cigarettes and beating inferior animals.

Where's that woman, I need to fuck something and the only thing I have is the lifeless body of this cat I just beat the shit out of.

woman by womensrights90210 July 22, 2011

woman

1. The best sandwich making machine known to man kind.
2. Necessary for male existence, without them we would starve from a lack of sandwiches

I told that woman to get out of the way of the TV and make me a sandwich.

woman by I <3 Sandwiches April 18, 2010