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The Wizard

A drinking game in the which the goal is to make a staff using cheap beer. Using duct tape to put it together, the winner of the game will be the first to make a staff taller than himself.
Nick: "Let's go play The Wizard, Garrett!"
Garrett: "K, let's go pick up a few 12 packs of Coors Light at Eazy Freezy!"
by NomNomNick May 21, 2008
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Wizard Slave

One who accepts one's request's for magical under-robe requests.
Bring forth my wizard slave and have him cusp thy whimsical sack of sorcery, and hold rigid mine pole of prophecy within the dark enchantments of thine under-robes
by TheTeeJustin August 7, 2010
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wizard time

Wizard time refers to arriving late (or early), in a friendly manner of exaggerated self importance.
"The party starts any time after six, but arrive on wizard time if you like."

"A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to." Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. Dir. Peter Jackson. New Line Cinema, 2001.
by Pseudothink May 24, 2014
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wizard shit

wow that was some wizard shit
wtf thats some wizard shit
thats some wizard shit goin on over there
by bung the booce October 21, 2014
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Wacky Wizard Synth

Wacky Wizard Synth - the symphonic, instrumental tones commonly found in Scandinavian metal music.

“Wacky” - describes how death metal is not typically known for majestic and/or operatic melodies;
”Wizard” - signifies the mystical sound that is created as a result of the above referenced fusion; and
“Synth” - (short for synthesizer) refers to the keyboard instrument that produces this creative musical technique.

As a footnote, the adjective “wacky” should in no way, shape or form imply silliness. The adjective simply denotes that this particular style of music is uncommon and extraordinary.

Wacky Wizard Synth
"Hey, during our next set let's throw in some wacky wizard synth."
by Kim Z. February 2, 2007
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One Eyed Wizard

1. A name for the male reproductive organs
2. A name for a special type of device for consuming cannabis
Hey man, last night I was hitting the one eyed wizard.

I think that's a penis.

No man, a device used for recreationally smoking Mary Jane.

Oh OK.
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Rub the Wizard

If you are a female and you are out bowling in your mixed league and nothing but splits and gutter balls come up, you can turn to your male partner and ask to rub his wizard and then your luck will suddenly turn and you will start scoring big time.
Hey Joe, that's my third straight gutter ball, help a girl out and let me rub the wizard.
by Buzzerbub August 25, 2013
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