Jessica Withdrawal

An indescribable feeling of loneliness paired with constantly questioning your self worth and happiness

“You don’t look so good Max, how long have those Jessica Withdrawals been wearing on you?

by Mxwg June 3, 2019

Angie Withdraws

When you miss a special someone named Angie that is your everything.

Zach is having Angie withdraws again.

by ZB_Bunny August 10, 2023

Holler Withdraw

Is when you haven't hollered at someone of the attracted sex for a while (a few days, etc) and have the itch to go out and holler.

Ray is in a foreign country and can not communicate with any females. When he comes back to his home town he will holler at anything that walks because he has been experiencing Holler Withdraw.

by littlekrn June 2, 2009

Whip Withdrawals

When someone loses their personal vehicle and is unable to drive it.

My car is in the shop and I'm having whip withdrawals.

by Big Hustle June 2, 2018

blindy withdrawal

The withdrawal of a person named blindy. The person who is your color green. Blindy withdrawal is to the point you now cannot imagine your life without them. They see you and understands you more than anyone else.

Person 1: I got blindy withdrawal.
Person 2: hopefully you'll see him soon.
Person 1: I know I miss him way too much.

by Pseudo-anonymous1234 December 1, 2023

Maria Withdrawal

A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.

Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.

This is a lifelong condition. The only cure is to spend time with Maria again.

My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated and struggle to focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I’ve not seen her in over a week.

by LivingWithReality August 14, 2022

Bob withdrawal

The yearning for normalcy that only a guy named Bob can provide. In a world filled with violence, extremes, political agendas and endless drama a friend named Bob will always remind you that ho hum ain't so bad after all.

Between CNBC and Fox news I don't know what's real and what's not! I'm feeling "Bob withdrawal" coming on.

by NN Ameba February 9, 2019