Wisconsin

Better schools than all you other stupid people in our country. Better state than Illinois. Oh, there really is cheese that tastes like ass, but no one eats it except old people. Home of the Green Bay Packers. People in Cancun like the Packers. Wisconsin is the best! We rock! Oh, we also have more people with "Canadian" accents than in Canada. Actually, it is just people who say "eh." Canadians dont say that, Wisconsinites do.

Cheese head!

by Joe August 14, 2003

Wisconsin

Wisconsin is known for the dumbest people. Wisconsin is also known for the ugliest women in the nation.

Wisconsin has the ugliest women iv seen. Dumbest people iv ever met too.

Did you hook up with that girl in Stevens point?

Na. She had the sconsin face. I'd rather use my hand.

by Wisconsingirls December 26, 2017

Wisconsin Wedding

After a one night stand, you rummage through the other person's apartment for cash (usually toward bus fare or transit costs).

"I thought I'd have to walk home from her place but little of the old Wisconsin Wedding and I got to take the monorail."

by WiscWed March 25, 2008

wisconsin cheese grater

dont shower for weeks. build up dick cheese on or around your ball sack. then let it dry out. then have a chick take her teeth in a cheese grater like fashion and grate the cheese off your sack for you. do with it what you want afterwards.

that bitch gave me the wisconsin cheese grater and sprinkled it on her spaghetti.

by donigle November 21, 2011

Wisconsin 2 Step

A sexual position invented in Wisconsin where the female is climbing a ladder (most often that of a deer stand) and has her legs on 2 different steps. The man then approaches from behind and uses the ladder as leverage to create powerful and deep thrusts.

"We were on our way up to the stand and the bitch said she was horny so i gave her the ol' Wisconsin 2 Step"

by tkoci November 21, 2009

Barnes, Wisconsin

A piece of shit town where nobody lives. Has a total of about eleven bars, one cemetary, and four restaraunts. Population: Old people. Plenty of lakes to drown yourself in.

1.) Wow, there is nothing to do!

Dude I know. It's like we're living in Barnes.

2.) Hey, let's go get drunk.

Do I look like I live in Barnes, Wisconsin?

by Moofle. April 5, 2011

Wisconsin Snowplow

The act of giving oneself an Alaskan Whaler(whiping semen on one's upper lip dirty sanchez style), then proceeding to thrust one's face towards the recipient's vaginal region(muff diving)and plowing through the vaginal lips.

Before Roberta and I got to bumping uglies, I gave her a major Wisconsin Snowplow to show her I meant business.

by Brett27 October 16, 2005