Winston

Winston loves getting head in the gender-neutral washroom every single day at school

"Did you hear Winston in the halls today? He was out of class all period singing his signature song 'give me head like ar ar ar ar ar,' and everyone was flocking to see him!"

by the glizzy goblin December 15, 2023

Wesley (Winston, Gerome)

Probably paralyzed. Is the product of 2 very weird, polar opposite parents. One is highly inappropriate, and cringe af. Posting pics on the internet wearing panties. Is a black. The other may or may not exhibit racist tendencies. Is a white. The boy in the wheely chair is definitely going to be a biracial. A brown. He l also likes takis, saltine crackers. And is hella mean to any similarly biracial girl humans whose name is likely to be either Iris or Melissa. That girl’s dad is a large, tubby McFat Fuck bastard.

Person 1: “Ooh! Ohh! Do Wesley!”
Person 2: “WAIT! DOES IT SAY PROBABLY PARALYZED?!”

Person 3: “thought to themselves… hold my fucking beer… and typed manifested this nonsense into existence!”

Wesley (Winston, Gerome) On Wesley (Winston, and or gerome.)

by -B. (The mom of Ris.) September 22, 2023

Winstoning

The art of saying Winston, after someone responds to their name being called. Originates from American veteran and National hero Jack Winston. One can negate being "Winstoned" by loudly shouting "DURR".

Aidan: "Winstoning Donnie is so easy, he falls for it every single time.

Kit: "Yea, this girl in my class is so bad bro"

by PlayboiGoff September 27, 2023

Winston

He's the most honest and trustworthy person you'll ever find. He sometimes can come across harshly but his intentions are pure. He has the best sense of humor and makes the best out of serious situations. He's the greatest best friend that one can find. He has an unbelievably attractive physical appearance. His voice is like an angels. His eyes gaze into your soul. He's kind heart and warm soul can win you over with just a sentence.

Winston is the type of person you'll never stop loving even if you tried.

by Rykah_F November 22, 2021

Winston

A sexy ass man who is loved by every being on planet earth.

Bro he gets so much pussy.

That must be a Winston

by Wins.o9 November 29, 2021

Winston

Winston is a fermented tofu processed from the soy beans of China's tropical forests. It is usually served doused with soy sauce and chopped garlic. It is similar to China's stinky tofu.

"Mom! Winston is being sold at the floating market. Can I get one?"

by MH170703 December 10, 2020

Winston

When something goes bad shit crazy and everything sucks

1-Bro 2020 has been so fucking Winston

2-First person: Man, I just saw some chick running down the street with no clothes on.

Second person: What a Winston dude.

by Read my shit man November 28, 2020