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Window Shopping

looking/staring at someone you want so so bad but you know you can't have/get for some reason.
guy1: *watches Jessica Alba walking by*
guy2: man stop 'window shopping' you know you can't have her!
by cr1sc0@KTOWNLACA January 9, 2011
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Window Cleft

noun. A small pyramidal-shaped section of unwashed windshield glass, which is a result of the windshield wipers not being able to reach it. It is usually located at the bottom center of the glass.
Daughter: Mom, why is that little shark fin on the window?

Mother: Oh honey, that's called a window cleft. It's there because the windshield wipers don't wipe that part.
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window licker

A kid who takes the special bus to school. Its a term for a slow kid though its just idiots makin fun of people.
just because i was in special ed dosen't mean im a window licker.
by sonny vitale.... January 16, 2008
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Window grabber

In the 1997 movie Titanic, when Leonardo DiCaprio is nailing Kate Winslet in the car, she reaches out with her hot, sweaty hand towards the window as if to grope it during the height of her sexual pleasure experiance.
Tom: Dude, I was slamming Kandi last night. She is a total window grabber. I made her clean all the windows in my car.

Dick: Dude, what a bitch.
by Rodger McButtrape December 12, 2006
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Window Dopping

An activity that envolves throwing bouncy balls or tiny pieces of uncooked meat at the second story window of an attractive girls home. Most common in warm climate areas such as California, Florida, and Texas. Infamous in Chicago, Illinois though.
Adam Levine decided to go Window Dopping on Martha's house last night. When a piece of sirloin stuck to her window, she didn't even know what hit her.
by Other Vincent Bondage October 17, 2006
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Window Warrior

A paranoid tweaker who is constantly peeking out of windows for no apparent reason, searching for something that may or may not ever be there.
Stop being a fucking window warrior and get some sleep.
by Rudy and EM October 17, 2006
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window jack

The act of masturbation while resting your chin on a windows seal and watching your neighbor lay out in the sun. All the while, dressed in nothing but a 1985 pair of terry cloth running shorts cut so short that simply sitting on the bed exposes a hint of your grundel and nut bag.
"Man, my mom caught my brother window jacking the other day. He must have been mesmerized by her bikini spider."

"Dude that's tore."

"Yeah, he couldn't put it away fast enough because he was giving himself the shocker at the same time."
by liquidnails May 13, 2006
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