My little cousin, we all see him, he always wears sandals or shoe that could fit Shaquille O'Neil, and hangs out with them fat girls who eat poptarts on the fucking bus even though the seats are burning stinking the whole bus
by Sir Ronathan bortis 3 April 02, 2019
by Nahhhhtakisonlyforrobert September 10, 2020
A Ship name involving 2 people that really love each other. Nothing wrong with being gay am I right?
Person1: Ronit and Bert just really love each other don't they?
Person2: I know, Robert is really a thing
Person2: I know, Robert is really a thing
by Stephen6982 December 11, 2018
Robert is the biggest dick hole (mostly from his boyfriend fingering it) you'll ever find in the known universe. Every girl he gets instantly turns lesbian and leaves him. He's sick 98 percent of the time and usually has penal discharge. If he even has a dick. Avoid at all costs. Gives a sick tongue punching the fart box.
Fuck Robert.
by Murtha Fuker September 18, 2018
by Jeffs a faggot June 06, 2005
by Robert N. >.> August 30, 2006